The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

[GDS_Starfury]

Having lunch on the intercoastal and wearing shorts.

[JasonPratt]

I just spent two hours beating off a septic hose until it gushed crap AND I DON'T EVEN CARE HOW THAT SOUNDED AFTER I TYPED IT!  :pullhair:

[Toonces]

Yeah...phrasing...   ;D

[Gusington]

15 here now. MiniGus 1 and 2 played with dog inside house today so I may not have to take him out and freeze my gonads off later. Down to 0 tonight.

[Sir Slash]

In the interest of Public Safety:  Please refrain from any outside tongue-to-metal contact until further notice! Thank You.  :hide:

[mirth]

^a very important PSA.

[Gusington]

rftoo rrralate!

[mirth]

rftoo rrralate!

Well said.

[Gusington]

 ;D

In other news, I just can't stop looking at long term forecasts and mine is showing a big snowstorm for this time next week.

???

[Toonces]

I'm in full hibernation mode.

My wife got me this awesome set of North Face sweatpants.  Not normal sweats, North Face sweats, built to face Everest-like conditions.

A hot shower, these sweats along with a hoodie and Uggs, and a cold beer at my side, and I'm good to go.

Oh, and some scotch, just in case.  Never did see the narwhal today though, Gus.   >:(

[Sir Slash]

You guys are so lucky. You don't even need the fridge to keep your beer cold.  >:(

[GDS_Starfury]

Never did see the narwhal today though, Gus.   >:(

its in his pants.

[trailrunner]

You guys are so lucky. You don't even need the fridge to keep your beer cold.  >:(

Yeah, we had a bunch of friends and family over last night.  Instead of stuffing all the soda and beer in the fridge that was already full of holiday food, I just put all the beverages out on the back patio.  However, they started to freeze before the guests arrived, so I had to bring them into the house to warm them up.

[BanzaiCat]

It's 43F outside right now. Not too bad.

[Staggerwing]

At work today I stuck a 2 litre bottle of soda outside because it wouldn't fit in the minifridge. I remembered to go get it after about an hour and the top half was actual slush. Brrr.