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GDS_Starfury

#5610
June 06, 2014, 11:28:09 PM
so this came up on some chicks fb feed that I know as an engagement present.  all the comments are of the oh how sweet, thats so special variety. and as I read the list I'm thinking that most of these couples didnt work out so well.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#5611
June 06, 2014, 11:45:04 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#5612
June 07, 2014, 07:36:45 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 06, 2014, 11:28:09 PM
so this came up on some chicks fb feed that I know as an engagement present.  all the comments are of the oh how sweet, thats so special variety. and as I read the list I'm thinking that most of these couples didnt work out so well.

The three Disney couples are the only ones on there that really came thru remotely OK
or, maybe not... http://whatculture.com/film/8-movie-heroes-you-didnt-realise-probably-died-horrible-deaths.php/9
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#5613
June 07, 2014, 09:18:11 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#5614
June 07, 2014, 12:00:59 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 06, 2014, 11:28:09 PM
so this came up on some chicks fb feed that I know as an engagement present.  all the comments are of the oh how sweet, thats so special variety. and as I read the list I'm thinking that most of these couples didnt work out so well.


Yeah, I'd say whoever got that for her, has it out for either the couple in general, or her specifically... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#5615
June 08, 2014, 12:48:26 AM
so Mirth gets into an elevator...

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

#5616
June 08, 2014, 05:41:13 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on June 06, 2014, 12:06:37 PM


Total describes my teens (and early 20s).
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#5617
June 08, 2014, 08:53:48 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#5618
June 08, 2014, 08:59:11 AM
That one has SoM written all over it! It even looks a little like him!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#5619
June 08, 2014, 11:29:48 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#5620
June 08, 2014, 12:20:00 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5621
June 08, 2014, 12:23:51 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5622
June 08, 2014, 12:30:02 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5623
June 08, 2014, 12:45:28 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Tpek

#5624
June 08, 2014, 03:55:31 PM
^60's Batman??? Really?! He has modern versions of the costumes for the rest of the supes, yet for Batman he goes for the campy 60s version?!  :idiot2:
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