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JasonPratt

#9570
December 14, 2015, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: besilarius on December 13, 2015, 12:19:45 PM
A couple of youngsters on HMS Newcastle trying to screw off the lids of the bollards to store the heaving lines inside.

That's never going to work. They have to find the e-pins first and loosen those.
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JasonPratt

#9571
December 14, 2015, 12:45:57 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on December 10, 2015, 06:39:57 PM


Better Imperial propaganda version below...

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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
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RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Barthheart

#9572
December 15, 2015, 08:15:20 AM

Barthheart

#9573
December 16, 2015, 09:06:30 AM

besilarius

#9574
December 16, 2015, 07:21:56 PM
Knives don't kill people.
Plays kill people.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#9575
December 16, 2015, 09:47:44 PM


So what's the teal slice between "poisoned" and "stabbed and poisoned" ?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#9576
December 16, 2015, 09:58:55 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 16, 2015, 09:47:44 PM


So what's the teal slice between "poisoned" and "stabbed and poisoned" ?

"You're next"
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Nefaro

#9577
December 17, 2015, 02:27:43 AM
I feel that the "dismemberment then fire" and "baked into a pie" results could've shared the same slice of that statistical deathpiechart.

undercovergeek

#9578
December 17, 2015, 02:36:20 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 16, 2015, 09:47:44 PM


So what's the teal slice between "poisoned" and "stabbed and poisoned" ?

Died of pedantry

Pie chart nazi

Barthheart

#9579
December 17, 2015, 08:15:53 AM

LongBlade

#9580
December 17, 2015, 10:05:39 AM
^ That's pretty funny.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#9581
December 17, 2015, 03:22:00 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#9582
December 17, 2015, 08:57:58 PM
Some differences between military branch.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#9583
December 18, 2015, 09:17:26 AM

Barthheart

#9584
December 18, 2015, 11:24:42 AM
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