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Tpek

#10950
September 11, 2016, 04:55:04 AM
Quote from: panzerde on September 10, 2016, 03:52:03 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 10, 2016, 06:03:20 AM
^That brings up something that always bothered me about the A-Team-
Why would the US Gov't care if the guys in the A-Team robbed the 'Bank of Hanoi'? Shouldn't the Feds approve, being that it would impact the North Vietnamese economy and help the US-lead war effort there?

Now, had they robbed the 'Bank of Saigon'...


Would a communist country even have a bank?

I was wondering about that.
What exactly would someone steal from a Communist bank? Surplus communist propaganda leaflets?

bayonetbrant

#10951
September 11, 2016, 06:43:18 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#10952
September 11, 2016, 06:45:35 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#10953
September 11, 2016, 06:46:54 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#10954
September 11, 2016, 08:01:39 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#10955
September 11, 2016, 08:38:48 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#10956
September 11, 2016, 08:40:44 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#10957
September 11, 2016, 09:03:28 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#10958
September 12, 2016, 02:49:20 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 10, 2016, 06:03:20 AM
^That brings up something that always bothered me about the A-Team-
Why would the US Gov't care if the guys in the A-Team robbed the 'Bank of Hanoi'? Shouldn't the Feds approve, being that it would impact the North Vietnamese economy and help the US-lead war effort there?

Now, had they robbed the 'Bank of Saigon'...

The pretty decent recent movie explained that (not sure the TV show ever did in one of its chasing-the-Team eps), albeit transplanted to one of the recent Middle Eastern wars (I forget which but maybe GW2): the mission was off the books, and set up by someone who successfully stole the money for themselves leaving Smith's team looking like they raided the money as a rogue operation.

There was a novel I had, the first one written that wasn't an adaptation of actual eps, which served as a prequel to the show, and I recall it explaining the situation but I don't recall what exactly. No doubt that novel's packed away in a box somewhere. But my impression was that the situation was similar.
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Windigo

#10959
September 12, 2016, 04:31:39 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 11, 2016, 08:40:44 AM


Hmmm,


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My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

besilarius

#10960
September 12, 2016, 05:55:19 PM
Deliver us.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#10961
September 13, 2016, 10:38:48 AM

besilarius

#10962
September 14, 2016, 06:28:58 AM
Haven't we all gone through this?
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#10963
September 14, 2016, 07:04:50 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#10964
September 14, 2016, 07:24:43 PM
I chuckled way to long at that one...
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