One for Metal Dog

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BanzaiCat

#75
October 21, 2014, 08:31:46 AM

Barthheart

#76
October 21, 2014, 08:34:39 AM

BanzaiCat

#77
October 21, 2014, 08:44:48 AM

BanzaiCat

#78
October 21, 2014, 08:47:25 AM

BanzaiCat

#79
October 21, 2014, 08:51:49 AM
But THIS will make anyone's head explode...

LongBlade

#80
October 21, 2014, 10:43:25 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 21, 2014, 08:34:39 AM


Friday evening at MetalDog's place...
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#81
October 21, 2014, 06:55:18 PM
Brain slow today- took 3-4 seconds to get joke.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#82
October 21, 2014, 10:26:31 PM
......drops mic........

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#83
October 22, 2014, 06:44:21 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 21, 2014, 10:26:31 PM
......drops mic........


SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!

Barthheart

#84
October 23, 2014, 09:58:33 AM
Careful MD, this could happen to you.....  ;D


LongBlade

#85
October 23, 2014, 10:11:35 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 23, 2014, 09:58:33 AM
Careful MD, this could happen to you.....  ;D



It seems to suggest that there's hope even for him.

Maybe he should write a book? The Pun Also Rises would be a good working title.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#86
October 23, 2014, 01:07:25 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 23, 2014, 09:58:33 AM
Careful MD, this could happen to you.....  ;D


Good gawd.  I've just seen what Hell looks like...  :o 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

MetalDog

#87
October 23, 2014, 01:19:09 PM
Ditto, brother  :(
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

#88
October 23, 2014, 01:26:23 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 23, 2014, 01:19:09 PM
Ditto, brother  :(

What did the Italian repairman say when the refrigerator fell on his foot?

Di toe!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#89
October 23, 2014, 01:39:00 PM
I SOOOOOOOO don't like you right now   :tickedoff:
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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