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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: steve58 on June 01, 2015, 07:50:41 PM

Title: Manspreading
Post by: steve58 on June 01, 2015, 07:50:41 PM
Manspreading (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11643052/Manspreading-arrests-the-long-arm-of-the-law-just-invaded-our-personal-space.html)

First, how is this not already a topic on GHs?  ::)   ...let the punditry begin!

Second, if you do it, you may be a criminal! :-\

Title: Re: Manspreading
Post by: Nefaro on June 01, 2015, 09:00:22 PM
WTF?


QuoteAnd ignore, for a second, the fact that this 'law' gives the police more power to selectively arrest whoever they like: it's pretty telling that notorious menace Matthew Broderick (http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCKh1azWIAEB-7W.jpg) hasn't yet been brought to justice. No, the main problem with arresting people for anti–social behaviour is that anti-social behaviour shouldn't be illegal in the first place.


;D
Title: Re: Manspreading
Post by: Martok on June 02, 2015, 12:30:37 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on June 01, 2015, 09:00:22 PM
WTF?
"WTF" indeed.  :o  This is so effed up, I honestly don't even know where to begin. 

Title: Re: Manspreading
Post by: Centurion40 on June 02, 2015, 01:20:12 PM
I could see it being illegal if one were to manscape whilst manspreading.  But what I see here is the ugly face of fascist feminism denying us our right to keep our sperm viable.
Title: Re: Manspreading
Post by: Steelgrave on June 02, 2015, 01:27:17 PM
Whew! My first guess was that "manspreading" is what immediately proceeded "manscaping"  ::)
Title: Re: Manspreading
Post by: Nefaro on June 02, 2015, 02:15:23 PM
I was also very afraid of clicking on that link at first, considering the title of this subject.  Figured there had to be some comedy in there, so I grit my teeth and did it.  ;D
Title: Re: Manspreading
Post by: BanzaiCat on June 02, 2015, 03:59:12 PM
I am NOT clicking on a link that says "manspreading."
Title: Re: Manspreading
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 02, 2015, 04:44:46 PM
Manspreading is how we used to loosen up Gus before his shift.
Title: Re: Manspreading
Post by: steve58 on June 02, 2015, 05:58:35 PM
^OK...had to :2funny: at that.
Title: Re: Manspreading
Post by: Gusington on June 02, 2015, 07:23:47 PM
Star was never capable of doing it on one try.