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Dolan50

#4935
March 27, 2014, 03:23:39 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Windigo

#4936
March 27, 2014, 03:58:05 PM
Quote from: Martok on March 27, 2014, 12:51:26 PM
LOL.  Awesome!

It would so work on me.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

W8taminute

#4937
March 27, 2014, 11:37:41 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 26, 2014, 03:22:01 PM


Nice!  He's even practicing proper trigger control.
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Windigo

#4938
March 27, 2014, 11:56:03 PM





... and I thought of Mirth             
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#4939
March 28, 2014, 10:44:28 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#4940
March 28, 2014, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Windigo on March 27, 2014, 11:56:03 PM





... and I thought of Mirth             

meh. I still use the Sears catalog.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#4941
March 28, 2014, 11:13:42 AM Last Edit: March 28, 2014, 11:16:55 AM by Barthheart

mirth

#4942
March 28, 2014, 11:25:58 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#4943
March 28, 2014, 11:32:03 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#4944
March 28, 2014, 11:34:18 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Arctic Blast

#4945
March 28, 2014, 12:28:06 PM
^^I would imagine that any Fleetwood Mac themed coffee drink must contain a substantial quantity of blow.

Silent Disapproval Robot

#4946
March 28, 2014, 01:08:59 PM
And even more suck.

Ubercat

#4947
March 28, 2014, 07:12:29 PM
Hey! I kind of like FM. You guys can just go your own way.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

bayonetbrant

#4948
March 28, 2014, 09:39:24 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#4949
March 29, 2014, 10:53:13 AM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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