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Tpek

#5160
April 25, 2014, 10:10:11 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 25, 2014, 09:45:17 AM


He won't kill you.
Though if you happen to be murdered by sheer coincidence, he'd write a book about how he would have killed you had he
been the one to do it. :P

mirth

#5161
April 25, 2014, 03:35:43 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5162
April 25, 2014, 03:37:21 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Tpek

#5163
April 25, 2014, 04:41:10 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 25, 2014, 03:37:21 PM


I sure hope so.
I don't want to wake up in the middle of the nights with the neighbors all walking around rotting and banging on my door shouting "Braaaaaiiiinnnsssss....".

GDS_Starfury

#5164
April 26, 2014, 07:41:43 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Dolan50

#5165
April 27, 2014, 08:34:45 AM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

#5166
April 27, 2014, 08:56:13 AM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

#5167
April 27, 2014, 09:33:22 AM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

#5168
April 27, 2014, 01:51:08 PM Last Edit: April 27, 2014, 07:14:49 PM by Dolan50


No pebble for you, Grasshopper.
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

DoctorQuest

#5169
April 27, 2014, 10:17:41 PM
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Martok

#5170
April 27, 2014, 11:20:14 PM


"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Barthheart

#5171
April 28, 2014, 06:25:52 AM Last Edit: April 28, 2014, 07:07:09 AM by Barthheart

Staggerwing

#5172
April 28, 2014, 06:36:27 AM
^LOL!

Or 'Hazmat Mobile Crisis Command Post'
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Barthheart

#5173
April 28, 2014, 10:41:40 AM

Dolan50

#5174
April 28, 2014, 11:04:19 AM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".
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