More Pix For A Laugh

Started by bayonetbrant, January 16, 2013, 05:16:22 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 7 Guests are viewing this topic.

bawbs flying stache

Ja! Zey are...'eggsscellent!"

Quote
It was the same with national socialism - one day an Austrian painter and his mates are sat in the pub making shitty puns, the next...... They're invading Europe - it needs stopping now - we need to go back in time and stop the guiltys mothers from ever conceiving - we'll raise an army of time travelling cock blocking pun puritans and kill it before it gets out of hand

Now now, herr Geeken, Live und lhet live, ve alvays say in der Luftwaffen. If du cannot handle der Punnen, perhaps du need a punnen transplant. I know that England does not haff un kidney bank, but it does haff und Liverpool.  O0

Staggerwing

I think he poached a few from someone else.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

Herr Oberpunmeister Stache - its time to scramble.........pundits heading your way.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 06, 2015, 06:38:07 AMno wonder there aren't more chicks in these forums.

MD's just pissed b/c with no appreciation for puns, it's hard for him to get laid.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Freyland

Quote from: MetalDog on April 05, 2015, 11:07:22 PM
So now you guys are getting other people in this pun stuff.  You are terrible, terrible human beings.

Birds of a Feather, and all that.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

Quote from: Freyland on April 06, 2015, 11:21:05 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 05, 2015, 11:07:22 PM
So now you guys are getting other people in this pun stuff.  You are terrible, terrible human beings.

Birds of a Feather, and all that.

Some of them are more like pervs with a feather...
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Freyland

Quote from: LongBlade on April 06, 2015, 11:49:14 AM
Quote from: Freyland on April 06, 2015, 11:21:05 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 05, 2015, 11:07:22 PM
So now you guys are getting other people in this pun stuff.  You are terrible, terrible human beings.

Birds of a Feather, and all that.

Some of them are more like pervs with a feather...
Which brings us full circle to the egg picture. (Actually more of an elliptical, given the theme)

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


endfire79

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Freyland


bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

We'd have gotten the joke without the swastika.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers