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Tpek

#11700
December 23, 2016, 08:28:58 AM
Quote from: mirth on December 23, 2016, 07:17:22 AM


He must have noticed it wasn't the real postal box when one of the letters he sent actually arrived to its destination, and in reasonable time!

JasonPratt

#11701
December 23, 2016, 09:55:17 AM
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mirth

#11702
December 23, 2016, 09:57:14 AM
Who doesn't enjoy microwaving butterflies?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#11703
December 23, 2016, 11:19:52 AM
Quote from: mirth on December 23, 2016, 09:57:14 AM
Who doesn't enjoy microwaving butterflies?
or motor boating?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Barthheart

#11704
December 23, 2016, 12:10:13 PM

Barthheart

#11705
December 23, 2016, 12:15:01 PM Last Edit: December 23, 2016, 05:14:59 PM by Barthheart

GDS_Starfury

#11706
December 23, 2016, 04:46:18 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#11707
December 23, 2016, 04:57:51 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#11708
December 23, 2016, 08:18:32 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#11709
December 23, 2016, 10:59:34 PM

Emeraldlis

#11710
December 23, 2016, 11:48:30 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 23, 2016, 08:28:22 AM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on December 23, 2016, 08:15:27 AM
I occupy a totally diffrent moon   :knuppel2:  :pullhair:  :tickedoff:

Nothing wrong with being a little moonbatty ;)


I don't mind being a crazy badass moonbatty girl ......for a good cause  :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's awesome , let's get crazy  :D  moonbatty is a great name  ;D nice one mirth !!!!
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

Barthheart

#11711
December 24, 2016, 11:48:00 AM

Freyland

#11712
December 24, 2016, 12:36:55 PM
Um, ice=water, yes?

Barthheart

#11713
December 24, 2016, 01:21:46 PM
Quote from: Freyland on December 24, 2016, 12:36:55 PM
Um, ice=water, yes?

Yeah, my thought as well... but I thought it might give some cubical dwellers some hope for Christmas.

besilarius

#11714
December 24, 2016, 03:04:54 PM
But, of course.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.
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