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MetalDog

#12480
April 09, 2017, 10:58:36 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 09, 2017, 09:51:45 AM
Quote from: Martok on April 09, 2017, 09:28:42 AM
Sigh.  I suppose I have no one but myself to blame... 


Blame MD
Until he started bitching about puns, they weren't the first thing we all ran to

I will gladly accept blame for fighting against the verbal, or in this case, written, assault on the English language.  It's a travesty.  It's a sham.  It's a mockery.  It's...a traveshamockery!
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bayonetbrant

#12481
April 09, 2017, 11:36:31 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 09, 2017, 10:58:36 AMIt's a travesty.  It's a sham.  It's a mockery.  It's...a traveshamockery!

So you're triangulating a concept with other terms?
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#12482
April 09, 2017, 11:41:31 AM
He wishes we'd hypote-reduce the number of puns around here.

bob48

#12483
April 09, 2017, 01:01:57 PM
Now don't go off on a tangent.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Martok

#12484
April 09, 2017, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 09, 2017, 09:51:45 AM
Quote from: Martok on April 09, 2017, 09:28:42 AM
Sigh.  I suppose I have no one but myself to blame... 


Blame MD
Until he started bitching about puns, they weren't the first thing we all ran to
Ha!  That's a good one.  :DD 

You're either giving yourself(ves) too much or too little credit, depending on one's POV.  You guys have always run to puns quickly enough, even before he (and UCG & I) came out in open opposition to them. 


Although to be fair, I did notice the pace of punning around here seemed to pick up after Bawb fell in with the rest of us reprobates... :P 

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bob48

#12485
April 09, 2017, 01:25:05 PM
Who, me?

<innocent look>
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

#12486
April 09, 2017, 02:18:17 PM
Yeah you - trouble causer

bob48

#12487
April 09, 2017, 03:31:20 PM
tee-hee
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

#12488
April 09, 2017, 05:24:03 PM
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bayonetbrant

#12489
April 09, 2017, 08:47:10 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#12490
April 09, 2017, 10:08:45 PM
What made you decide to pedal that one?  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#12491
April 09, 2017, 10:29:14 PM
Chain letter
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bob48

#12492
April 10, 2017, 06:28:16 AM
You're not going to saddle us with that.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bobarossa

#12493
April 10, 2017, 07:25:22 AM
He just couldn't handle the bar on puns.

bob48

#12494
April 10, 2017, 07:43:59 AM
He definitely spoke too soon.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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