The angriest Cinema Sins so far: PETE'S DRAGON!

Started by JasonPratt, August 12, 2016, 01:11:48 PM

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Wow. Not the most sinned movie (even discounting the occasional comic multiplication sins, which he seems to have largely abandoned as a joke), but the first time Jeremy has been this torqued about sinning a movie.

I remember remembering it as somewhat better when I first watched it, and I remember it being much worse than I remembered when watching it years later; and I remember it being worse each of the three or four times I've watched it in my life. But dang: I didn't remember it being THISSSS BAADDDDD!

But it is.

It is.



It's so bad that I'm now sorry that I ever realized the subsequent Godzilla cartoon is designed as a quasi-sequel to Pete's Dragon, though set in the modern day (of the late 70s) instead of the early 1900s, and with Godzooky being much more annoying than Eliot. But now I realize EVEN GODZOOKY WASN'T AS ANNOYING AS THIS FILM!
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