Russia could take Europe in... 48 hours?

[BanzaiCat]

You never know. The Rockies could be our Golan Heights. Great tank massacre country there.

Hey, it happened in Red Dawn, so why not real life? Powers Boothe wouldn't lie about stopping them cold there.

[Gusington]

You'll have to pry CA from my cold dead fingers. But RI is a good trade for 1, maybe 2 Baltic countries.

[mirth]

Let the Russkis try to assimilate Maine. We're the Finland of America. Drunk, belligerent, and heavily armed.

[Sir Slash]

If the Russkies invaded Florida, the traffic during winter would bring their entire army to a dead stop for days. And when they finally reached their objectives, there would be no where to park. Our 'Secret Weapons' are little old people trying to turn right from the left hand lane.  :pullhair:  Not even Patton could direct this traffic.

[Ubercat]

More like, "Here, Putin, take California; most Americans don't know where it is anyway." Or most states in the Union for that matter. They're pretty close to Communist regardless so it should be a nice fit.

Is trading California for the Baltics an option here.....I'm intrigued.

My best friend was a freight pilot and circumnavigated the globe dozens of times during his flying career. He said that Riga, Latvia had the most beautiful women he'd ever seen in the world. He told me that every woman who entered his field of vision looked like a model.

[bayonetbrant]

Is trading California for the Baltics an option here.....I'm intrigued.

Depends on whether or not you want to pay $17 for a bag of salad.

[GDS_Starfury]

but its organic salad thats been watered with the tears of hippys.

[MikeGER]

...what is a salad  ^-^

is that that green stuff i leave behind when i eat steak or refuse to order as a sidekick when being asked

[JasonPratt]

...what is a salad  ^-^

A miserable little pile of secrets.

[BanzaiCat]

...what is a salad  ^-^

A miserable little pile of secrets.

Who are you and what have you done with Jason?!?

That reply was far too short!!! We're on to you!

[Steelgrave]

Is trading California for the Baltics an option here.....I'm intrigued.

Depends on whether or not you want to pay $17 for a bag of salad.

Hell, with the cost of living in Cali, that's about what I was paying when I lived out there.

[Pete Dero]

...what is a salad  ^-^

Are you really a German  ;) ? 

When we go to Germany we know the food will be plenty and there is always salad served with it ... (maybe as a healthy addition to the Weißwein)

[JasonPratt]

I gave myself a migraine yesterday working on an article about St. Athanasius and the meaning of Christmas -- if you want wordy. ;)

At the moment, semi-obscure quotes from Castlevania are about my limit. 

[bayonetbrant]

Hell, with the cost of living in Cali, that's about what I was paying when I lived out there.

Then you were shopping at all the wrong places.

[mirth]

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