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Gusington

#135
April 21, 2017, 07:18:40 PM
That could be the saddest thing I've read today.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#136
April 21, 2017, 07:37:29 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 21, 2017, 07:18:40 PM
That could be the saddest thing I've read today.

Try reading my journal.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#137
April 21, 2017, 07:41:46 PM
I know better than to ever do that.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#138
April 21, 2017, 07:49:53 PM
And you want to write my memoirs
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#139
April 21, 2017, 07:50:52 PM
Make that 're-write.' No one could handle the actual memoirs.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#140
April 21, 2017, 07:52:35 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 21, 2017, 07:50:52 PM
No one could handle the actual memoirs.

Lord knows I can't.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#141
April 21, 2017, 07:53:24 PM
Who could blame you. A good writer will turn that frown upside down.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#142
April 21, 2017, 07:58:56 PM
That's going to take a goddamn good writer.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#143
April 21, 2017, 08:00:11 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 21, 2017, 07:53:24 PM
Who could blame you. A good writer will turn that frown upside down.

A good bourbon or Scotch will do the same thing.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#144
April 21, 2017, 08:01:35 PM
Quote from: bbmike on April 21, 2017, 08:00:11 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 21, 2017, 07:53:24 PM
Who could blame you. A good writer will turn that frown upside down.

A good bourbon or Scotch will do the same thing.

Amen, brother!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#145
April 22, 2017, 09:06:39 AM
More like Gus wants to star in your memoirs......    O0

bayonetbrant

#146
April 22, 2017, 09:48:04 AM
Quote from: bbmike on April 21, 2017, 08:00:11 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 21, 2017, 07:53:24 PM
Who could blame you. A good writer will turn that frown upside down.

A good bourbon or Scotch will do the same thing.

in a pinch, a bad bourbon or scotch will do, too
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steve58

#147
April 22, 2017, 10:17:40 AM
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mirth

#148
April 22, 2017, 10:35:10 AM
American is handling it a little better than United did


Quote'What we see on this video does not reflect our values or how we care for our customers,' the company said in a statement.

'We are deeply sorry for the pain we have caused this passenger and her family and to any other customers affected by the incident.

'We are making sure all of her family's needs are being met while she is in our care.'

'After electing to take another flight, we are taking special care of her and her family and upgrading them to first class for the remainder of their international trip.

'The actions of our team member captured here do not appear to reflect patience or empathy, two values necessary for customer care.

'In short, we are disappointed by these actions. The American team member has been removed from duty while we immediately investigate this incident.'
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#149
April 22, 2017, 04:46:48 PM
WTF is wrong with everyone???





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