A Socialist Fairyland

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besilarius

February 13, 2015, 07:44:46 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

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February 13, 2015, 07:59:28 AM
Quote"Let this socialist country resound with Song of Big Fish Haul and be permeated with the fragrant smell of fish and other seafoods!"

Wow. With catchphrases like that they'd better be careful that some big New York ad agency doesn't steal their talent.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

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February 13, 2015, 08:28:21 AM
Socialist Fairyland??!!

:o

Any time is a good time for pie.

Boggit

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February 15, 2015, 03:51:07 PM
Another slogan read: "Grow vegetables extensively in greenhouses! Let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms by making mushroom cultivation scientific, intensive and industrialised!"

As a political slogan it's full of double speak
Wouldn't it be clearer to say, "The people are like mushrooms. Keep them in the dark, and feed them on bullsh*t."?

I guess no one is going to go hungry in the paradise that is North Korea. Will a mushroom feature on its flag? Perhaps it might if it threatens to nuke the US again! :2funny:
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

Uberhaus

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February 18, 2015, 11:59:10 PM
Boost their mushroom production! 

May I suggest the phallus impudicus

It would solve a) the problem that they have No-Dongs and

b) THEY CAN EAT IT!
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