I'm Having a Baby

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Longdan

#30
November 23, 2012, 04:23:16 PM
Congrats JH.  Virtually nothing you have seen so far
can prepare you for what is to come.  When playing at the
computer try not to crush the little one when something good
or bad happens.  When asked what you are doing always say
"Learning the Alphabet Mom!"
digni enim sunt interdicunt

Airborne Rifles

#31
November 23, 2012, 05:44:29 PM
Congrats!  Nothing like having kids.

Longdan

#32
November 23, 2012, 05:55:24 PM
At the risk of poking a big guy with a stick I will point
out that SHE is actually having the baby.  This will become
more obvious as time goes along.  I still get cold glares for
suggesting I contributed much prenatally to my kids and I
am not even married to that woman anymore.
Life is an Adventure.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

LongBlade

#33
November 23, 2012, 05:59:32 PM
Quote from: Longdan on November 23, 2012, 05:55:24 PM
At the risk of poking a big guy with a stick I will point
out that SHE is actually having the baby.  This will become
more obvious as time goes along.  I still get cold glares for
suggesting I contributed much prenatally to my kids and I
am not even married to that woman anymore.
Life is an Adventure.

LOL.

The neighbor across the street chewed my ear off when I didn't by my wife a Mother's Day card when she was pregnant with our first baby.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#34
November 23, 2012, 06:55:26 PM
What a SCAM!  She's not MY mom!  And I'll already be footing the bill for them to buy her presents until they are old enough to buy them for her themselves!!!!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

#35
November 23, 2012, 09:21:22 PM
JH, great news.
Your kid is one lucky dude.  (Dudette?)
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Bison

#36
November 23, 2012, 09:37:32 PM
Congrats man.  Good bye sleep and sanity.

Greybriar

#37
November 23, 2012, 09:50:41 PM
Congratulations, Jarhead.
Regardless of how good a PC game may be it will always have its detractors and no matter how bad a PC game may be it will always have its fans.

Toonces

#38
November 23, 2012, 10:06:57 PM
Boy, you're life is about to change in a drastic way!

Congrats!

Do you have a preference for a particular flavor?
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

TheCommandTent

#39
November 23, 2012, 10:13:53 PM
You can now own this t-shirt.   ;D


"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

TheCommandTent

#40
November 23, 2012, 10:14:12 PM
Seriously JH congrats on the news!
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Silent Disapproval Robot

#41
November 23, 2012, 10:20:32 PM
Congrats.

Jarhead0331

#42
November 23, 2012, 10:30:02 PM
Thanks a lot guys...much appreciated.  I'll be needing a good sitter soon, so if anyone is interested, don't be shy!
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

GDS_Starfury

#43
November 23, 2012, 10:49:59 PM
Congrats on the news Jarhead!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#44
November 23, 2012, 10:50:46 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on November 23, 2012, 10:30:02 PM
Thanks a lot guys...much appreciated.  I'll be needing a good sitter soon, so if anyone is interested, don't be shy!

The commute is a bit far. What's the going rate?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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