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mirth

#2400
January 24, 2018, 08:25:09 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#2401
January 24, 2018, 09:57:27 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#2402
January 25, 2018, 01:21:44 AM
believed.....   
that ship has a sub underneath it, several aircraft following it and a dozen Harpoons targeting it.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#2403
January 25, 2018, 06:05:12 AM
QuoteGuided-missile cruiser USS South Carolina (CGN-37) cuts through the water of the Atlantic Ocean during a transit to the Mediterranean Sea, 9 October 1997

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#2404
January 25, 2018, 07:26:01 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 25, 2018, 01:21:44 AM
believed.....   
that ship has a sub underneath it, several aircraft following it and a dozen Harpoons targeting it.

...and I wonder how many of our assets that 30-year-old Commie trawler can actually detect.

Staggerwing

#2405
January 25, 2018, 08:55:45 AM
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#2406
January 26, 2018, 05:50:46 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#2407
January 26, 2018, 06:17:07 AM
Ivan: Let's see how much shit we can put on one plane and have it still fly!
Yuri: And make it float too!

BanzaiCat

#2408
January 26, 2018, 07:25:00 AM
Ha, that reminds me of the Robin Williams bit where God created a platypus. I imagine Ivan and Yuri had a similar discussion! ;D



"Hokay, comrades, let's take an airplane...da...da...let's put on floating hull, da...hey, am Commissar, what you going to do? ...hokay, is plane, but it float on water and have giant rocket engines. Hey Wright Brothers...(middle finger)..."

mirth

#2409
January 28, 2018, 09:07:43 AM
QuoteImperial Russian submarine Akula and armoured cruiser Ryurik, 1913.

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#2410
January 29, 2018, 06:45:39 AM
Perhaps this was posted already, as it came up a year ago, but it's pretty hilarious nonetheless. ;D

http://weirdrussia.com/2016/10/23/russian-aircraft-carrier-meme/







besilarius

#2411
January 29, 2018, 07:52:06 AM
Interesting site for toobers.

http://www.hisutton.com/

Lots of links to click and I have no idea how secure this site is.  Be watchful.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#2412
January 29, 2018, 08:48:18 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#2413
January 29, 2018, 12:21:05 PM
QuoteNorth Korean Shershen-class torpedo boat

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#2414
January 31, 2018, 07:38:16 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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