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Started by steve58, September 06, 2017, 10:34:45 AM

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Toonces

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If I wasn't on my kindle I could pull up better pictures but you get the idea.
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GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Toonces on September 06, 2017, 07:44:12 PM

48 hour forecast. You can see how the high has weakened and moved north and east.



what does that mean then?
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Staggerwing

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 06, 2017, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: Toonces on September 06, 2017, 07:44:12 PM

48 hour forecast. You can see how the high has weakened and moved north and east.



what does that mean then?

Take Hill 596 and set up AT assets ASAP, then wait for the opfor to come to you.
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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

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mirth

No hurricane should be named Winslow.
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Staggerwing

Quote from: mirth on September 06, 2017, 09:36:45 PM
No hurricane should be named Winslow.

Isn't that where some girl ('my Lord') in a flat bed Ford slowed down to take a look at Glen Frey?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

Quote from: Staggerwing on September 06, 2017, 09:40:56 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 06, 2017, 09:36:45 PM
No hurricane should be named Winslow.

Isn't that where some girl ('my Lord') in a flat bed Ford slowed down to take a look at Glen Frey?

Yer reachin old timer ;)
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Sir Slash

I'm hoping when the Jet Stream comes down to pick Irma up she doesn't play hard to get and not get in his car.... "Get in tha car Bee-itch".  :knuppel2:   

In 2004 Hurricane Charlie was supposed to go up the west coast of Florida and then turn inland on a cold front into Tampa Bay. He turned inland about 90 miles south of that and hit us directly. We got about 2 hours warning before he hit. That's not even time enough to get a really good drunk to carry you through the storm.

I hope like hell the tracks are better now and she stays out to sea. But when storms get as big as this one they can pretty much do anything they feel like. The most dangerous part for me will be explaining to my wife how everything in the fridge got ruined because I had the generator hooked up to the computer to play Age of Charlemagne and ACW 2.  ::)   Women just don't understand.
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Quote from: Sir Slash on September 06, 2017, 10:05:33 PM
I'm hoping when the Jet Stream comes down to pick Irma up she doesn't play hard to get and not get in his car.... "Get in tha car Bee-itch".  :knuppel2:   

In 2004 Hurricane Charlie was supposed to go up the west coast of Florida and then turn inland on a cold front into Tampa Bay. He turned inland about 90 miles south of that and hit us directly. We got about 2 hours warning before he hit. That's not even time enough to get a really good drunk to carry you through the storm.

I hope like hell the tracks are better now and she stays out to sea. But when storms get as big as this one they can pretty much do anything they feel like. The most dangerous part for me will be explaining to my wife how everything in the fridge got ruined because I had the generator hooked up to the computer to play Age of Charlemagne and ACW 2.  ::)   Women just don't understand.


It went right up the Peace River and wrecked a whole bunch of stuff.  It was a tiny, but strong sucker.  I thought it was a Category 3.  Turns out, it was a 4.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Charley
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Toonces

Man alive that's funny S. Slash!   :notworthy:
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