That time of year has come again to scare Gus!

[mirth]

It's the back end that fails him.

[Sir Slash]

True. My bowels are made of iron but at least that's close to my bladder.

[Gusington]

A less than 1 percent failure rate is acceptable to me.

[BanzaiCat]

Pretty sure state militia SGTs are issued bladders that might have been iron back when the Maine blew up, but are now as rusty and crotchety as the SGTs they're issued to. ;)

[Gusington]

That is correct. The rust and uh... crotchetyness...is what makes the bladders impermeable!

[BanzaiCat]

Crotchety crochness!

[mirth]

Gus' stage name is Rusty Crotch

[bob48]

Crusty Roach?

[BanzaiCat]

Roachy Crust?

[Tuna]

and I always thought the moist loins was caused by something totally different!

[mirth]

Turns out it was the WD40.

[Sir Slash]

Take it from me, you don't want to get your DW40 mixed-up with your Flex-Seal. That causes a whole other problem.

[JasonPratt]

Well, if that isn't scaring Gus, it's at least scaring me...  :hide:

[Gusington]

Dick Rickulous.

[Gusington]

I just completed a quest line in Witcher 3 Hearts of Stone that is one of the great PC game ghost stories I've ever played through. Rivals that legendary level from Thief, in the asylum. I'll have to do a What's Gus Playing on it and try to capture it's greatness.