For those of us who like wonky graphs
My favorite is chicken and US crude oil imports. I suspect those chickens are doing a lot of driving!
http://www.tylervigen.com/
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Con
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All those Alabama widows collecting survivor benefits through a dead lineman-husband are now free to marry his double-crossing best friend/co-worker!
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Angry wheelchair-bound seniors are coming to grief after trying to get up and bash their TVs during those over-the-top attack ads.