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Title: Naked Brits
Post by: MetalDog on June 01, 2014, 10:19:30 AM
Alright you UK pervs, and you know who you are, line up!   There's a bit of sunshine in the West lands that puts the sun where it doesn't usually shine.  But if you go, we don't want to know.


http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/naked-gardening-u-k-s-countryside-its-thing-n116696
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: undercovergeek on June 01, 2014, 10:40:56 AM
There's never a mid twenties, blonde haired, big breasted stunner decides to go nudist is there?

It's always the old saggy duffers
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 01, 2014, 10:57:30 AM
the guy in the 2nd pic kinda looks like Bawb.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: undercovergeek on June 01, 2014, 01:43:32 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 01, 2014, 10:57:30 AM
the guy in the 2nd pic kinda looks like Bawb.

you looked at the pics?
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: MetalDog on June 01, 2014, 01:54:06 PM
If you read the article, it's impossible NOT to.  And deep down, don't you REALLY want to see what Star is talking about?  ;)
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: undercovergeek on June 01, 2014, 02:00:08 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 01, 2014, 01:54:06 PM
If you read the article, it's impossible NOT to.  And deep down, don't you REALLY want to see what Star is talking about?  ;)

lmao - i read on my phone before the pictures downloaded - i see what you mean now
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on June 01, 2014, 03:18:06 PM
Naked Brits?  Isn't that some sort of crime against humanity?

This needs to be posted again.




Anyhoo, kind of reminds me of the weird religious sect of Russian immigrants that live around where I grew up.  They're called Doukhobors and they were forever staging protests over compulsory education and the idea of private property.  Their two favourite forms of protests were arson and nude parades.

When I was 12-13 years old, we'd often go ogle the parades (not the arsons) in hopes of seeing some young hot Russian chicks but they were wise to us.  The hotties were always in the centre of the parade surrounded by 10 foot thick perogy-fattened walls of babushka flesh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doukhobor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doukhobor)
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Gusington on June 01, 2014, 03:51:05 PM
Dear God...
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Steelgrave on June 01, 2014, 06:18:27 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 01, 2014, 01:54:06 PM
If you read the article, it's impossible NOT to.  And deep down, don't you REALLY want to see what Star is talking about?  ;)

I never want to see what Star is talking about. It's like viewing home movies with Cthulhu.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 01, 2014, 07:56:23 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on June 01, 2014, 06:18:27 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 01, 2014, 01:54:06 PM
If you read the article, it's impossible NOT to.  And deep down, don't you REALLY want to see what Star is talking about?  ;)

I never want to see what Star is talking about. It's like viewing home movies with Cthulhu.

When I get home thats becoming a sih line.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: bob48 on June 03, 2014, 05:37:12 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 01, 2014, 10:57:30 AM
the guy in the 2nd pic kinda looks like Bawb.

Only from certain angles.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Gusington on June 03, 2014, 07:31:49 PM
Like the rear?
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 03, 2014, 07:35:21 PM
oh, you ran across him on chat roulette also?
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Staggerwing on June 03, 2014, 07:40:54 PM
And here I thought someone would make a garden sundial comment.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 03, 2014, 07:45:08 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 03, 2014, 07:40:54 PM
And here I thought someone would make a garden sundial comment.

tisk tisk
that path is mundane.
we strive for excellence here!
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: bob48 on June 04, 2014, 05:18:35 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 03, 2014, 07:40:54 PM
And here I thought someone would make a garden sundial comment.

.....not when its permanently at 6.30.........
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Gusington on June 04, 2014, 09:51:56 AM
Why is there no thread yet on Bawb's sundial or rear?
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 04, 2014, 10:49:52 AM
somebody said something about us being respectable people....   ::)
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: bob48 on June 04, 2014, 11:01:04 AM
Quote from: Gusington on June 04, 2014, 09:51:56 AM
Why is there no thread yet on Bawb's sundial or rear?

I aint got a rear sundial.
<thinks>  (must see if I can make a rude anagram out of that)
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Gusington on June 04, 2014, 11:26:54 AM
I always like to challenge Bawb.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: undercovergeek on June 04, 2014, 11:34:20 AM
this is going to go so bad
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 04, 2014, 11:37:16 AM
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.boards.baltimoreravens.com%2Fpublic%2Fstyle_emoticons%2Fdefault%2Fpopcorn%2520drama.gif&hash=f827fcbe95a56fbb82b7e303c04cac8f45ad1fd3)
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: bob48 on June 04, 2014, 12:26:08 PM
Quote from: Gusington on June 04, 2014, 11:26:54 AM
I always like to challenge Bawb.

Gus, you want I should chase you around the garden with my watering can?
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on June 04, 2014, 12:41:33 PM
Can you do it all speeded up like while Yakety Sax plays in the background?
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Gusington on June 04, 2014, 01:13:17 PM
I can wear my usual garden gnome attire that they make me wear at work if you like.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: bob48 on June 04, 2014, 01:55:36 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on June 04, 2014, 12:41:33 PM
Can you do it all speeded up like while Yakety Sax plays in the background?
I wouldn't do it any other way ;D
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: bob48 on June 04, 2014, 01:57:35 PM
Quote from: Gusington on June 04, 2014, 01:13:17 PM
I can wear my usual garden gnome attire that they make me wear at work if you like.
I wouldn't do it any other way :2funny:

....is there an echo in here?
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Gusington on June 04, 2014, 02:44:36 PM
Absolutely.

Absolutely.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Staggerwing on June 04, 2014, 06:00:59 PM
Quote from: bob48 on June 04, 2014, 11:01:04 AM
Quote from: Gusington on June 04, 2014, 09:51:56 AM
Why is there no thread yet on Bawb's sundial or rear?

I aint got a rear sundial.
<thinks>  (must see if I can make a rude anagram out of that)

And you have to incorporate loose threads in the structure.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 04, 2014, 07:39:35 PM
I have a response that includes pictures but I won't post them.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Staggerwing on June 04, 2014, 09:08:48 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 04, 2014, 07:39:35 PM
I have a response that includes pictures but I won't post them.

Noticed that armed drone circling overhead, did you?
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 04, 2014, 09:14:49 PM
of all the days....   :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Martok on June 05, 2014, 02:48:40 AM
I would just like to thank you gentlemen for contributing to my first genuine laugh-out-loud moment of the day!  ;D 
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: bob48 on June 05, 2014, 07:45:20 AM
^Personally, I avoid such things by not looking in the mirror any more. I even shave with my eye's closed.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Gusington on June 05, 2014, 06:01:16 PM
Not er...down there though. Right? That goes against all Gunny Shaving Protocol.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: undercovergeek on June 06, 2014, 06:19:23 AM
i would imagine a gentleman of bobs age doesnt spruce up down there anymore - not much point  :P

Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: bob48 on June 06, 2014, 06:21:41 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 06, 2014, 06:19:23 AM
i would imagine a gentleman of bobs age doesnt spruce up down there anymore - not much point  :P

Oh, so you DO want to join in with the tree puns after all.............
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: undercovergeek on June 06, 2014, 06:35:37 AM
there isnt a hole deep enough or dark enough where you can stick your puns!



i swear to god, if you highlight 'stick' im going to drive up there and set light to your moustache
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: bob48 on June 06, 2014, 07:43:03 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 06, 2014, 06:35:37 AM
there isnt a hole deep enough or dark enough where you can stick your puns!



i swear to god, if you highlight 'stick' im going to drive up there and set light to your moustache

...well, at least we can get some wargaming in while you're here......
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: undercovergeek on June 06, 2014, 08:04:14 AM
lmao - thats it!!!!  >:(
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Martok on June 06, 2014, 08:12:06 AM
...And again, it's this thread that has me guffawing this morning.  :2funny: 
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: bob48 on June 06, 2014, 08:20:50 AM
 :)We are here to entertain you ;D
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: Gusington on June 06, 2014, 01:51:20 PM
I'm here for the bacon pudding and because work is dead today.
Title: Re: Naked Brits
Post by: bob48 on June 06, 2014, 02:31:41 PM
Bacon pudding...hmmmm.