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Title: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: undercovergeek on June 05, 2014, 12:18:00 PM
please make as many witty tree puns as you can

youre all a shower of bastards!!
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 05, 2014, 12:19:14 PM
I looked, but I couldn't find it in all the trees...
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Jarhead0331 on June 05, 2014, 12:20:23 PM
They're talking about it over at SimHQ. Positive impressions, but still pretty alpha state. Something to keep an eye on...
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bob48 on June 05, 2014, 12:47:38 PM
I've dabbled in a forest a few times........

...or am I barking up the wrong tree.........
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Jarhead0331 on June 05, 2014, 12:55:32 PM
If this thread was posted in a forest, and nobody was around to read it, would it actually exist?
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: undercovergeek on June 05, 2014, 01:21:15 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 05, 2014, 12:19:14 PM
I looked, but I couldn't find it in all the trees...

no, no, nooooooooooo

Quote from: bob48 on June 05, 2014, 12:47:38 PM
I've dabbled in a forest a few times........

...or am I barking up the wrong tree.........

too frikking late, he can smell puns a mile off
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: skeptical.platypus on June 05, 2014, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on June 05, 2014, 12:55:32 PM
If this thread was posted in a forest, and nobody was around to read it, would it actually exist?

It's still be a man's fault.   :-\
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Nefaro on June 05, 2014, 01:56:43 PM
Does this Forest echo with laughter?

;D
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Nefaro on June 05, 2014, 02:00:10 PM
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Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: skeptical.platypus on June 05, 2014, 02:01:23 PM
Just hang on until spring cleaning. (You'll never guess who the maid is.)
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 05, 2014, 02:09:12 PM
Quote from: bob48 on June 05, 2014, 12:47:38 PM...or am I barking up the wrong tree.........

if we keep up the puns, everyone else will want us to leaf

but if they stick around, they can appreciate varying shades of excellent humor
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: skeptical.platypus on June 05, 2014, 02:18:02 PM
I would like to reference caber tossing in a humorous way.

Unfortunately, someone else is going to have to do it.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Jarhead0331 on June 05, 2014, 02:22:12 PM
All these stupid puns are really preventing the thread from developing any roots.  I'm totally stumped on how to get it back on track without sapping any further time and energy. I'm going to pine on this for awhile if you don't mind.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bob48 on June 05, 2014, 02:28:41 PM
Maybe I should pith off.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Nefaro on June 05, 2014, 02:29:48 PM
Think I'm gonna Grow somewhere else.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: skeptical.platypus on June 05, 2014, 02:43:05 PM
I just made the stairway - zeppelin - robert plant - forest connection.

OMFG. I am Ben Roethlisberger.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bob48 on June 05, 2014, 03:03:00 PM
We'll soon be sycamore tree puns.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 05, 2014, 03:22:19 PM
fortunately, no one is pining for you to make puns out of wodin subjects ;)
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: undercovergeek on June 05, 2014, 03:27:02 PM
it hurts so much more in your own thread
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on June 05, 2014, 03:28:01 PM
Yes.  Sometimes I hate this place so very, very much.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bob48 on June 05, 2014, 03:45:31 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 05, 2014, 03:27:02 PM
it hurts so much more in your own thread
You could always start a splinter group. :2funny:
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: TheCommandTent on June 05, 2014, 03:50:57 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on June 05, 2014, 03:28:01 PM
Yes.  Sometimes I hate this place so very, very much.

Maybe it is time for you to branch out.  8)
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: undercovergeek on June 05, 2014, 04:32:29 PM
Quote from: bob48 on June 05, 2014, 03:45:31 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 05, 2014, 03:27:02 PM
it hurts so much more in your own thread
You could always start a splinter group. :2funny:

fkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bob48 on June 05, 2014, 04:51:14 PM
Maybe it time for me to offer you an olive branch.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Barthheart on June 05, 2014, 04:52:11 PM
Planting the seeds of friendship Bob?
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Nefaro on June 05, 2014, 04:54:15 PM
Signing a Tree-ty.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bob48 on June 05, 2014, 04:56:45 PM
And quickly.. mustn't let the grass grow under my feet, that would go against the grain.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Staggerwing on June 05, 2014, 06:36:17 PM
Acornier place than this has yet to be found.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: steve58 on June 05, 2014, 07:38:27 PM
Knot with the puns again yew guys!
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Staggerwing on June 05, 2014, 07:44:39 PM
Plank you, plank you very much.

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Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: jomni on June 05, 2014, 09:26:14 PM
Stop beating around the bush guys.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: TheCommandTent on June 06, 2014, 05:36:05 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 05, 2014, 04:32:29 PM
Quote from: bob48 on June 05, 2014, 03:45:31 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 05, 2014, 03:27:02 PM
it hurts so much more in your own thread
You could always start a splinter group. :2funny:

fkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Don't worry about him, hes all bark no bite.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 06, 2014, 06:05:31 AM
I suppose the puns will wrap up around page tree
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bob48 on June 06, 2014, 06:13:14 AM
Oaka, You soon twigged that.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 06, 2014, 07:58:26 AM
we've logged quite a few good puns on this board

Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: bob48 on June 06, 2014, 08:22:22 AM
Yew are so right.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Staggerwing on June 06, 2014, 06:45:45 PM
I saw what you did there.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: jomni on June 06, 2014, 07:58:38 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 06, 2014, 06:45:45 PM
I saw what you did there.

A subtle one there.  I first thought you finally broke the chain.  But you didn't.

Oops! My post broke the trend.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: FarAway Sooner on June 06, 2014, 11:07:38 PM
So now this thread will just keep lumbering along, sapping my energy...  I wood rather knot pitch in, if that's possible...
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: vyshka on June 06, 2014, 11:11:08 PM
You just couldn't leaf it alone could you?
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: FarAway Sooner on June 06, 2014, 11:41:48 PM
Arborsolutely not.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Staggerwing on June 07, 2014, 06:16:01 AM
Two more assimilated...

The resistance of the antipunners is now in grove danger.
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: Boggit on June 07, 2014, 06:52:27 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 05, 2014, 03:22:19 PM
fortunately, no one is pining for you to make puns out of wodin subjects ;)
I don't think he'd see the funny side of the j-oak...
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 07, 2014, 07:30:23 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 05, 2014, 03:22:19 PMfortunately, no one is pining for you to make puns out of wodin subjects ;)
Quote from: Boggit on June 07, 2014, 06:52:27 AMI don't think he'd see the funny side of the j-oak...
It's a bit on the shady side
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: bob48 on June 07, 2014, 07:43:16 AM
he may find it difficult to copse with the strain.
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 07, 2014, 07:44:56 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 05, 2014, 12:18:00 PMplease make as many witty tree puns as you can

youre all a shower of bastards!!

admit it, despite the passive aggressive nature of your OP edit, you secretly pine for our humor to needle you...
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 07, 2014, 07:47:22 AM
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Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: steve58 on June 07, 2014, 07:48:52 AM
I don't want to undercut the warped humor in this burl-y thread, but all the puns before this one were just chips in the bucket.
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: Boggit on June 07, 2014, 07:53:15 AM
Quote from: steve58 on June 07, 2014, 07:48:52 AM
I don't want to undercut the warped humor in this burl-y thread, but all the puns before this one were just chips in the bucket.
That wood be a wooden bucket? ;)
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: FarAway Sooner on June 07, 2014, 09:40:33 AM
Quote from: steve58 on June 07, 2014, 07:48:52 AM
I don't want to undercut the warped humor in this burl-y thread, but all the puns before this one were just chips in the bucket.

All my dreams of becoming a world-class tree-punner have turned to ash.
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: vyshka on June 07, 2014, 10:48:08 AM
Quote from: FarAway Sooner on June 07, 2014, 09:40:33 AM
Quote from: steve58 on June 07, 2014, 07:48:52 AM
I don't want to undercut the warped humor in this burl-y thread, but all the puns before this one were just chips in the bucket.

All my dreams of becoming a world-class tree-punner have turned to ash.

So you'll be weeping willow you?
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: bob48 on June 07, 2014, 12:36:52 PM
I'm stumped now.
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 07, 2014, 12:53:11 PM
perhaps you need to branch out in new directions.
that could be the root of the problem ya know and its best not leafing any stone unturned.
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: Staggerwing on June 07, 2014, 01:21:39 PM
True. Avoid what's Poplar and try some Alder ones.
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: steve58 on June 07, 2014, 03:33:53 PM
Maybe this thread has run its course.  Whose gonna give me Tree-fiddy for it?  C'mon tree-fiddy? 
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 07, 2014, 03:48:27 PM
I woodn't give you a wooden nickel for it
Title: Re: The Forest - has anyone dabbled?
Post by: W8taminute on June 07, 2014, 04:52:39 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on June 05, 2014, 02:00:10 PM
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Just randomly lurking through threads and I come upon this gem...an epic moment in movie history.  They'll probably never make movies this good again.   O0
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: JudgeDredd on June 07, 2014, 05:29:26 PM
I have to be honest - I'm confused.

Perhaps I can't see the wood for the trees.

Planks very much for starting this one though...it made me chuckle...even if it was eventually branching from the OP's thread!
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: WYBaugh on June 07, 2014, 05:34:20 PM
Tree!
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: WYBaugh on June 07, 2014, 05:35:53 PM
Actually meant to say

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6509720576/hAF2A5F8C/)
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: undercovergeek on June 07, 2014, 06:04:02 PM
Quote from: JudgeDredd on June 07, 2014, 05:29:26 PM
I have to be honest - I'm confused.

Perhaps I can't see the wood for the trees.

Planks very much for starting this one though...it made me chuckle...even if it was eventually branching from the OP's thread!

Et tu jd?
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: Staggerwing on June 07, 2014, 08:27:44 PM
^Beware the Ids of Larch...
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: vyshka on June 07, 2014, 08:57:44 PM
I think undercovergeek has been bamboozled out of talking about the Forest.
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: TheCommandTent on June 07, 2014, 09:36:48 PM
He is just barking up the wrong tree ...
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 07, 2014, 09:54:03 PM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on June 07, 2014, 09:36:48 PM
He is just barking up the wrong tree ...

like a metal dog.
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: undercovergeek on June 08, 2014, 03:09:44 AM
Quote from: vyshka on June 07, 2014, 08:57:44 PM
I think undercovergeek has been bamboozled out of talking about the Forest.

i abandoned thread ages ago

see that dinghy on the horizon, paddling away, thats me
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 08, 2014, 06:12:48 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 08, 2014, 03:09:44 AMsee that dinghy on the horizon, paddling away, thats me

Once the thread was drowning in puns you abandoned ship, and as wave after wave of humor crashed upon the thread, you bailed!
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: bob48 on June 08, 2014, 06:13:10 AM
We should have made him walk the plank.
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: undercovergeek on June 08, 2014, 06:18:38 AM
where are my mod powers to shut this down!!   >:(
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: FarAway Sooner on June 08, 2014, 03:00:02 PM
Come on, ucg.  You're not angry at this thread, you're just board with it.
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: skeptical.platypus on June 08, 2014, 07:21:59 PM
Ain't mulch else to say, I guess.

OFMG THAT MAKES TWO!!!!
Title: Re: Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed
Post by: vyshka on June 10, 2014, 01:57:09 AM
For ucg: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/06/09/the-forest-alpha-review/