http://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view
What's interesting is there were several sites making a big stink over how the FBI knew Hitler was alive and well, but what most of them fail to report is the first frickin' paragraph says,
QuoteXXXXX reports contact with XXXXX (phonetic). Claims to have aided six top Argentine officials in hiding ADOLPH HITLER upon his landing by submarine in Argentina. HITLER reported to be hiding out in foothills of southern Andes. Information obtained by XXXXX from XXXXX unable to be verified because of XXXXX disappearance. Attempts to locate XXXXX negative. No record of him in police or INS files.
So, based on the report of someone that may or may not be whom they claim they are, dropping a line to someone that Herr Schickelgruber really lived and was dropped off in Argentina via submarine (two subs, actually, with about 50 peeps, according to the report), then disappearing off the face of the Earth...
Seems legit. :uglystupid2:
Then again, stranger crap HAS happened...who knows.
The report at the link above is rather interesting. There's tons of letters in there, photocopied, written to J. Edgar Hoover claiming Hitler is in New Mexico, Argentina, New York City, et cetera ad nauseum.
What is even crazier is that the report notes that Longblade was on the submarine, as well. I swear...you just can't make this stuff up. (or, can you?)
LB is sitting next to me right now knitting a Hitler sock puppet.
is he using you as the life-size model?
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 26, 2014, 02:13:34 PM
is he using you as the life-size model?
Or an even smaller part of you? :o
It's actually true. He later moved to that base on Mars the ex-Marine was talking about and joined the Earth Defense Force.
I am no one's sock puppet.
Not even your own?
Quote from: Gusington on June 26, 2014, 05:16:31 PM
I am no one's sock puppet.
Chin up, tiger! I'm sure the right guy will come along.
^Hopefully he will look just like your avatar. Or your mom.
My own sock puppet...there's an idea...
won't Beaker fit?
Would you believe me if I said you weren't the first one to ask me that today?
yes.
I never minimize the strangeness of other peoples lives in comparison to my own.
to do so would be dishonest with the universe.
Gus takes offense at the term 'puppet'. Please use 'muppet' instead.
Well duh, look at the avatar.
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quickmeme.com%2Fimg%2Fcd%2Fcd0860f9e8e64bb469a6619d4a1423e1bb214de627e6826b1e44559a2a4f950d.jpg&hash=d9273136f84f06b0812ecbc7387874a5aefe3ea9)
I would love to. With Megyn kelly, that is.