Well I thought today was 6/25!!.. My wife even mentions Monday that our Anniversary is Wednesday.. I'm like "no it's not, it's Thursday". Her Stepmom even sends a Happy Anniversary email yesterday, and I'm thinking "Why did she send it early".. Later she comes and tells me her mom just texted about it, and she's talking about Michael Jackson's death - he died on our Anniversary back in what year (I couldn't take the hint.. I go look it up and say 2009 not even paying attention to what day it is!)...
So this morning.. All proud of myself I leave the card before I head to work.. Post on FB for the world to see.. Sgt. Pepper's "20 years ago today.. blah blah blah.."
Tons of people saying congrats and all.. Then my wife posts, that the Beatles "Yesterday" would be more appropriate hee hee..
I"m thinking to myself.. why "Yesterday", she thinking years before was better times or something.. didn't totally bum me out, but I"m like WTF?
I get home.. had to work late.. but I'm thinking we can still go out to dinner, and she is laughing her head off!.. Anniversary was yesterday!
Boy I'm sure glad I"m married to a woman that doesn't get all hung up on these things (like I know some guys are).. lol.. I posted on the bottom of my FB post, that I was in the wrong and it should be "Yesterday It Was 20 Years Ago Today!" I added the Star Trek Double Face Palm picture for affect. Luckily people don't pay attention to a post that, they already commented on, so I'm not getting too much of a ribbing from the outside crowd.
But I'm feeling guilty.. so any time you guys screw up and want to give me crap, this one is here for you to make fun of! :crazy2: :uglystupid2:
I called my boss an a-hole on Monday, so there's that.
Feel better?
that's a good woman there Tuna.
and she's smarter then you. you already told her you thought it was Thursday so she just gave you all the rope you needed for an "I told you so".
Gus... I tell people there assholes all the time. its good for the soul!
Hey-Zeus marimba Tuna! I'm shocked that you're able to type, let alone breathe on your own after missing an anniversary.
I'm glad I'm not Bob.. a Frying pan to the side of the head it would be!
I guess getting nookie is out of the question for you for the foreseeable future. Welcome!
Damn! But no frying pan! :knuppel2:
Gus has somehow become the wind sock of forum nookie. we might want to put a contract on him.
LOL; great story Tuna! I too am glad (on your behalf) that your wife has a sense of humor about this sort of thing. ;D
As long as I'm not the wind sock puppet, I'm good.
of the two ex wives, there isnt either who wouldnt have snapped me in half, folded me up and just fkng posted me to the hospital
^A man after my own heart. I'm not interested unless the woman can break me.
Quote from: Tuna on June 26, 2014, 10:00:05 PM
Damn! But no frying pan! :knuppel2:
...you'll get it when you least expect it.............
Quote from: Gusington on June 27, 2014, 05:04:21 PM
^A man after my own heart. I'm not interested unless the woman can break me.
does it count when they can just pick you up and toss you into a hedge?
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 28, 2014, 04:27:03 PM
Quote from: Gusington on June 27, 2014, 05:04:21 PM
^A man after my own heart. I'm not interested unless the woman can break me.
does it count when they can just pick you up and toss you into a hedge?
Did you recently hook up with some Estonian dairy farm girl or something?
lmao - i meant the long and winding string of Gus' ex-wimmin
That would be Star's long line of ex-wimmin'. Gus has been a one woman man for many moons now.
Nookie a day later, was better than no nookie at all! :smitten:
Quote from: Tuna on June 28, 2014, 08:58:49 PM
Nookie a day later, was better than no nookie at all! :smitten:
You should really make that your sig line, Tuna.
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 28, 2014, 05:27:31 PM
lmao - i meant the long and winding string of Gus' ex-wimmin
ex-wimmin?
So , if they are ex wimmin, what are they now?
Chaz Bono?
Ok. THAT's funny! :)
Chaz Bono?? Oh dear.