If you listen carefully, you can hear them plotting and scheming right now:
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/04/17/whos-afraid-of-greater-luxembourg/#
Beware!
The Mouse that Roared?
The EU can be seen as a grand Luxembourgian scheme. If it splits, then they will pounce!
We need to get the NYPD to help us! They are both better armed and more numerous than Luxembourg's armed forces. Can't they stop this rising threat?
The NYPD is larger and better armed than most national military forces.
My girlfriend's, step-sister's husband is from Luxembourg. Only Luxembourgian that I've ever known. Decent fellow, if not a little arrogant, and really really blonde.
Quote from: son_of_montfort on April 19, 2012, 12:18:38 AM
We need to get the NYPD to help us! They are both better armed and more numerous than Luxembourg's armed forces. Can't they stop this rising threat?
You're missing the point. The Luxies will take over by utilizing guile and secrecy, not force of arms.
When it finally comes to that they will have co opted the military units of Eastern France and the
Saar region and thus have proxy armies to do their bidding... that and the doomsday weapons which
are even now being developed by Luxembourgian scientists at secret lairs inside the caldera of extinct
volcanoes in remote places.
Staggerwing is on point for this. I'm afraid even the NYPD won't be able to help us if this scheme bears fruit. And obviously they have already planted spies over here in the US in Jarheads social circle. If they can penetrate that, they can do anything!
Quote from: Gusington on April 19, 2012, 09:24:16 AM
Staggerwing is on point for this. I'm afraid even the NYPD won't be able to help us if this scheme bears fruit. And obviously they have already planted spies over here in the US in Jarheads social circle. If they can penetrate that, they can do anything!
I have been to Luxemburg and all I can remember are the banks. Lots and lots of banks.
It's like they collect banks instead of garden gnomes.
^I think you're onto something. I am going to step up construction of my underground bunker and learn that weird combination of French and German they speak.
Frerman?
Grench?
Luxembourgish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxembourgish_language), actually ;)
I think you're all forgetting the secret, stealth Luxemburgian weapon. It is highly addictive, expensive, and in almost every home and business throughout Europe.
Dark Chocolate!
Only superlative fiends could plot and plan such a strategy that has taken generations to establish itself. Now, it is on the verge of total success as the pawns of Cadbury and Nestle infiltrate the rest of the globe.
Such daring can only make one fear and tremble.
^We're doomed!
and prolly gonna loose all our teef.....
Wasn't it Ogden Nash who said, Candy is dancy, and liquor is quicker, but sex won't rot out your teeth.
I guess that would depend on what they flavored the body gel with...