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Title: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: MetalDog on October 30, 2014, 06:31:50 PM
Here's a test for all you free thinkers and First Amendment supporters, the Satanic Temple has submitted a coloring book and two fact sheets to the Orange County, Florida school district for approval to be distributed in county schools.  Now, I am not a church goer, but, my personal belief is in Jesus as my Lord and Savior.  And I gotta say, this disturbs me greatly.  I do not have children of school age any more, but, if one of my kids came home with that, I'm not sure I could get to a school board member fast enough to ask them wtf was going on?!  So, if the Temple gets their way, this HAS to be distributed in the schools.  What would YOU do?


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/satanic-temple-submits-coloring-book-fact-sheets-for-distribution-at-fla-schools/ar-BBc5I38?ocid=mailsignout
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: mirth on October 30, 2014, 07:23:46 PM
These internet religion discussions always go well.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: Staggerwing on October 30, 2014, 07:28:48 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...



Hey, you're right! I should insist that my kids' schools recite some lines from the Hávamál every morning over the PA.  O0
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 07:29:45 PM
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!  (https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.net%2Ffs6%2Fi%2F2005%2F098%2F1%2Fc%2Fcthulhu_by_blackdahlia.gif&hash=89f01ec4d9e4750f5997296b8a54c037ee939e94)
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: endfire79 on October 30, 2014, 07:36:25 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

I'd say that's their point as well. 
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: OJsDad on October 30, 2014, 07:45:58 PM
Doesn't look like they're trying to promote their beliefs but trying to force the district to stop allowing a Christian group from distributing bibles.  It's screwed up when so called groups of very few individuals are allowed to push their believes on the majority. 
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: MetalDog on October 30, 2014, 07:47:41 PM
While I can certainly understand challenging including mandatory, monotheistic religious observation in school, this is the Devil's church that is asking to be included.  So, be as stout in your opposition to including prayer in school as you'd like, but, how happy will you be when Baphomet comes home with Billy and Janey's homework?
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: mirth on October 30, 2014, 07:49:12 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2014, 07:47:41 PM
how happy will you be when Baphomet comes home with Billy and Janey's homework?

Is he any good with Algebra?
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 07:50:47 PM
after a long talk with Bawb we're decided to make MD our first Saint in the Church of Punnery.  (https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picgifs.com%2Fsmileys%2Fsmileys-and-emoticons%2Fsinterklaas%2Fsmileys-sinterklaas-341107.gif&hash=7771e34f0f5d532b03b6b129d5c865768b5fd185)
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: mirth on October 30, 2014, 07:51:46 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 07:50:47 PM
after a long talk with Bawb we're decided to make MD our first Saint in the Church of Punnery.

Righteous.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: MetalDog on October 30, 2014, 07:57:45 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 07:50:47 PM
after a long talk with Bawb we're decided to make MD our first Saint in the Church of Punnery.  (https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picgifs.com%2Fsmileys%2Fsmileys-and-emoticons%2Fsinterklaas%2Fsmileys-sinterklaas-341107.gif&hash=7771e34f0f5d532b03b6b129d5c865768b5fd185)


As long as I am being sainted for mercilessly opposing puns, I am all for it.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: OJsDad on October 30, 2014, 07:58:13 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2014, 07:47:41 PM
While I can certainly understand challenging including mandatory, monotheistic religious observation in school, this is the Devil's church that is asking to be included.  So, be as stout in your opposition to including prayer in school as you'd like, but, how happy will you be when Baphomet comes home with Billy and Janey's homework?

From what I found, there was nothing mandatory about what was done earlier this year. It was a table setup that students could approach on their own free will.  It also didn't sound like they were the only group there.

Funny how the Satanists and the Atheists have teamed up on this.  One claiming to be a religion and one that opposed to religion. 
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: LongBlade on October 30, 2014, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

The way I learned this stuff in school is to turn it around.

If you want a Christian prayer over the PA system, see if you'd like it if they did it for Islam. Or Satan, in this case. If you don't think you'd like that, it's probably not a good idea.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 08:22:33 PM
LB, that would mean using common sense in public schools.  WTF are you thinking man!
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: mirth on October 30, 2014, 08:25:44 PM
It would take a miracle.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 08:35:59 PM
Quote from: endfire79 on October 30, 2014, 07:36:25 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

I'd say that's their point as well. 



Yes, I am channeling their argument.  I'm not making it my own
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: endfire79 on October 30, 2014, 08:42:22 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 08:22:33 PM
LB, that would mean using common sense in public schools.  WTF are you thinking man!

...exactly! :)
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: Centurion40 on October 31, 2014, 10:50:40 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2014, 06:31:50 PM
Here's a test for all you free thinkers and First Amendment supporters, the Satanic Temple has submitted a coloring book and two fact sheets to the Orange County, Florida school district for approval to be distributed in county schools.  Now, I am not a church goer, but, my personal belief is in Jesus as my Lord and Savior.  And I gotta say, this disturbs me greatly.  I do not have children of school age any more, but, if one of my kids came home with that, I'm not sure I could get to a school board member fast enough to ask them wtf was going on?!  So, if the Temple gets their way, this HAS to be distributed in the schools.  What would YOU do?


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/satanic-temple-submits-coloring-book-fact-sheets-for-distribution-at-fla-schools/ar-BBc5I38?ocid=mailsignout

My initial, knee-jerk reaction is basically the same as yours.  However, the more that I understand about the actual "Church of Satan" (as opposed to isolated packs of self-style Satan worshippers who do awful shit), the more I see them as somewhat ridiculous.

http://www.vox.com/xpress/2014/9/19/6526963/happy-friday-heres-a-coloring-book-about-satan

Freedom of religion is just that.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: bob48 on October 31, 2014, 10:56:03 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 07:50:47 PM
after a long talk with Bawb we're decided to make MD our first Saint in the Church of Punnery.  (https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picgifs.com%2Fsmileys%2Fsmileys-and-emoticons%2Fsinterklaas%2Fsmileys-sinterklaas-341107.gif&hash=7771e34f0f5d532b03b6b129d5c865768b5fd185)

He mitre get upset with that.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 31, 2014, 11:03:45 AM
The blessed thing for him would be to avoid this thread, lest he be assailed by puns
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 31, 2014, 11:14:05 AM
I had eggs benediction for breakfast.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: bob48 on October 31, 2014, 11:20:01 AM
With holy toast?
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: mirth on October 31, 2014, 11:26:44 AM
To quip is human;  to pun, divine.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: LongBlade on October 31, 2014, 11:36:41 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 08:22:33 PM
LB, that would mean using common sense in public schools.  WTF are you thinking man!

My school might have been the last on Earth to offer it.

That, or Mrs. Johnson was a fucking genius.

Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on October 31, 2014, 12:48:30 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2014, 07:57:45 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 07:50:47 PM
after a long talk with Bawb we're decided to make MD our first Saint in the Church of Punnery.  (https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picgifs.com%2Fsmileys%2Fsmileys-and-emoticons%2Fsinterklaas%2Fsmileys-sinterklaas-341107.gif&hash=7771e34f0f5d532b03b6b129d5c865768b5fd185)


As long as I am being sainted for mercilessly opposing puns, I am all for it.

No, you are being punished.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 31, 2014, 01:56:35 PM
hes being puntificated.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on October 31, 2014, 02:10:44 PM
Its all about how its spun.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: Con on October 31, 2014, 02:15:05 PM
I wonder if they will have to switch to a new brand of Hand Satanizer now that the Son of Perdition is attending school?

Con
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: bob48 on October 31, 2014, 02:26:52 PM
 They may have to altar a lot of things.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 31, 2014, 02:42:24 PM
its to bad were probably making MD a little cross.  at least he wont crucify us over it.  O:-)
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: Martok on November 01, 2014, 12:48:55 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 30, 2014, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

The way I learned this stuff in school is to turn it around.

If you want a Christian prayer over the PA system, see if you'd like it if they did it for Islam. Or Satan, in this case. If you don't think you'd like that, it's probably not a good idea.
How about Judaism?  :P 

For that matter, I've always kinda wondered how American Jews feel about this subject.  Is Christianity close enough to their beliefs that they're more-or-less okay with it?  Or do they secretly think it's a Really Bad Idea (but are generally too polite to say something)?  Or something else entirely?  Are their opinions as divided as the rest of the public? 




Quote from: bob48 on October 31, 2014, 10:56:03 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 07:50:47 PM
after a long talk with Bawb we're decided to make MD our first Saint in the Church of Punnery.  (https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picgifs.com%2Fsmileys%2Fsmileys-and-emoticons%2Fsinterklaas%2Fsmileys-sinterklaas-341107.gif&hash=7771e34f0f5d532b03b6b129d5c865768b5fd185)

He mitre get upset with that.
Wow, it actually took 20 posts before this thread saw its first real pun.  You guys are slipping. 

Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 01, 2014, 12:51:18 PM
myself and just about every American Jew I know think that there should be no religion in public schools.  thats what Sunday school is for.
and we only let the puns slip so far to give MD's question a bit of serious consideration.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: Ubercat on November 04, 2014, 08:05:55 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

+100

..and from what I can tell, the "Satanists" are being kind of tongue in cheek. Sort of like "worshipers" of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Though the latter two are focused more on trying to demonstrate the absurdity of religion in general.
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: Ubercat on November 04, 2014, 08:08:47 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 30, 2014, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

The way I learned this stuff in school is to turn it around.

If you want a Christian prayer over the PA system, see if you'd like it if they did it for Islam. Or Satan, in this case. If you don't think you'd like that, it's probably not a good idea.

+100,000,000
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: bboyer66 on November 05, 2014, 09:58:12 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 30, 2014, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

The way I learned this stuff in school is to turn it around.

If you want a Christian prayer over the PA system, see if you'd like it if they did it for Islam. Or Satan, in this case. If you don't think you'd like that, it's probably not a good idea.

Very well put
Title: Re: Beelzebub's first day at school
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 05, 2014, 10:19:05 PM
On Moishe...On Herschel...On Schlo-Mo...says Hanukkah Harry...eight nights a yearrrr...

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