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IRL (In Real Life) => General Discussion => Topic started by: besilarius on February 13, 2015, 07:44:46 AM

Title: A Socialist Fairyland
Post by: besilarius on February 13, 2015, 07:44:46 AM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-31438061
Title: Re: A Socialist Fairyland
Post by: LongBlade on February 13, 2015, 07:59:28 AM
Quote"Let this socialist country resound with Song of Big Fish Haul and be permeated with the fragrant smell of fish and other seafoods!"

Wow. With catchphrases like that they'd better be careful that some big New York ad agency doesn't steal their talent.
Title: Re: A Socialist Fairyland
Post by: Centurion40 on February 13, 2015, 08:28:21 AM
Socialist Fairyland??!!

:o

(https://turntherightcorner.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/the-interview-movie-screenshot-seth-rogen-shirtless.jpg?w=1024)
Title: Re: A Socialist Fairyland
Post by: Boggit on February 15, 2015, 03:51:07 PM
Another slogan read: "Grow vegetables extensively in greenhouses! Let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms by making mushroom cultivation scientific, intensive and industrialised!"

As a political slogan it's full of double speak
Wouldn't it be clearer to say, "The people are like mushrooms. Keep them in the dark, and feed them on bullsh*t."?

I guess no one is going to go hungry in the paradise that is North Korea. Will a mushroom feature on its flag? Perhaps it might if it threatens to nuke the US again! :2funny:
Title: Re: A Socialist Fairyland
Post by: Uberhaus on February 18, 2015, 11:59:10 PM
Boost their mushroom production! 

May I suggest the phallus impudicus

It would solve a) the problem that they have No-Dongs and

b) THEY CAN EAT IT!