Our army has somehow lost the data of 27'000 servicemen. They do not know if those servicemen actually did keep their serviceweapons or if they did bring it back.
Even before this mess they lost track of 733 SIG 550 assault rifles of servicemen that were evaluated as critical: the constant occurring of shootings with Swiss army
weapons involved lead to a policy that forbid those servicemen that were convicted criminals or suffered mental illness etc to keep their weapons after service.
Just recently a shooter got caught. he an assault rifle that he was not even allowed to possess. but the army somehow let him have it.
I thought the Swiss Army were only kitted out with knives! ;) ;D
soon if they go on losing their rifles... this is a good time for the russians to finally attack.
Sorry to hear it. That is a bit of a mess.
Even if the Swiss only had their knives I think they could still take out invading Russians.
Uh...don't the Ruskies have to take out like 5 countries in route to the land of the Swiss Miss?
Imagine how pissed they'll be at that point !
Bison, yes but they are all secret puppet states of those pesky commies anyway: Ukraine, Slowakei and the Austrian socialists.
If the Russians revert to Red Dawn tactics, they will swarm the Swiss with paratroopers. It is probably a pretty safe bet that Ukraine, Slovakia and Austria combined could not stop Russian violations of their collective airspace. No need to go overland!
Additionally, if the Russians continue with the Red Dawn strategy, they will also call for help from old school allies Cuba and Angola. Once those crazies are unleashed upon Switzerland, all hell will certainly break loose...Swiss Army knives in hand or not.
Regardless I think the Swiss will still be able to prevail.
I think the Swiss have more to worry about than a Ruskie invasion like a severe shortage of recola, hot chocolate or alphorn musicians. Just think what that would do to the national image and economy?
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I think the Swiss have more to worry about than a Ruskie invasion like a severe shortage of recola, hot chocolate or alphorn musicians. Just think what that would do to the national image and economy?
Pikes! I tell you the answer is pikes! Swiss pikemen holding choke points in the narrow Alpine passes have been undefeated for centuries. It is their best hope.
^That and the heavy artillery, missiles and probably nukes they have hidden at the base of every 'horn' in the country. Don't mess with the Swiss.
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Is that a packet of Hot Cocoa in that packet on her hip?
Or condoms? Tough to see from this angle.
They're obviously nuclear-armed pike tips.
Hmm...she should be making some hot chocolate in the kitchen.
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Is that a packet of Hot Cocoa in that packet on her hip?
Or condoms? Tough to see from this angle.
Love that banana yellow Pontiac GTO in the background. Wouldn't mind having one of those.
I don't think it's a Pontiac GTO, I think it's a Toronado...chick is still hawt though.
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Something about a woman with a shotgun in a short skirt ! :)
with breast full of molten cheese!
lol - I've never seen a shotgun in a short skirt, Miggsy... ;D
LOL - It's quite a sight ! ;)