...how in gods name do these companies make enough money to stay in business? :idiot2:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/363620/
"Comes with the original Tea Party Mode"? This was already a game??? :2funny:
Quote from: JudgeDredd on April 23, 2015, 12:31:34 AM
...how in gods name do these companies make enough money to stay in business? :idiot2:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/363620/
Is it multiplayer? Can you mod the beverage choices?
I suspect this will be very popular in the UK.
I thought "Tea Party" would make it take off in parts of 'Murica (maybe Boston?) >:D
Quote from: JudgeDredd on April 23, 2015, 05:41:25 AM
I thought "Tea Party" would make it take off in parts of 'Murica (maybe Boston?) >:D
Yes. Initially, until people realize it's not about dressing up like Indians and looting ships.
lol
...or about being a certain unloved sorta-kinda political party.
This together with surgeon simulator, should actually be called "paralysed arm therapy simulator".
I'll make a Japanese tea ceremony mod next.
Quote from: jomni on April 23, 2015, 06:47:05 AM
I'll make a Japanese tea ceremony mod next.
At a Japanese Airport! 8)
Not really my cup of tea. ;) Apparently they want money for it too. :2funny:
Tie it in with Goat Simulator and you can serve your goat tea. Now where else can that happen? I mean, besides Starfury's house any given weekend? O0
One for my granddaughters. But fortunately we already play the real version now. The oldest(3), loves it when I pretend to drink the "Hot" tea and spit it out. I'm trying to teach her to be a real lady.
Quote from: Steelgrave on April 23, 2015, 09:48:07 AM
Tie it in with Goat Simulator and you can serve your goat tea. Now where else can that happen? I mean, besides Starfury's house any given weekend? O0
That is not tea he is serving. Its Jack Daniels.
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 23, 2015, 10:13:53 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on April 23, 2015, 09:48:07 AM
Tie it in with Goat Simulator and you can serve your goat tea. Now where else can that happen? I mean, besides Starfury's house any given weekend? O0
That is not tea he is serving. Its Jack Daniels.
Jack Daniels? Is he on a diet?
Blue tea?
I guess it's rather obvious that a proper tea party simulator should be first person action, not some turn-based crap.
I dunno...from what I am seeing, this simulator seems to be steeped in detailed. I might even prove to be the creme-de-la creme of all tea party simulators, and represent a refreshing break in the tea-time simulator war that has been brewing some time.
Well, that's bound to stir things up a bit.
I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's just a storm in a tea cup! :2funny:
Yeah, we should leaf it alone now or MD will get all steamed up about it.
Quote from: Steelgrave on April 23, 2015, 09:48:07 AM
Tie it in with Goat Simulator and you can serve your goat tea.
A tie-in with I Am Bread (http://store.steampowered.com/app/327890/) may be more appropriate.
Good idea. I'll raise my cup and toast you for that.
I would like to see Tea Party Simulator with Digestive Biscuit Simulator. Dunk away lads!
The first rule of biscuit dunking, is that when half the biscuit goes prematurely soggy, and drops into the cup - NEVER try and fish it out with the other half of the biscuit.
A note to non UK thread participants; for 'biscuits' read 'cookies'.
Quote from: bob48 on April 23, 2015, 03:49:46 PM
The first rule of biscuit dunking, is that when half the biscuit goes prematurely soggy, and drops into the cup - NEVER try and fish it out with the other half of the biscuit.
A note to non UK thread participants; for 'biscuits' read 'cookies'.
Biscuits - cookies. Chips - Fries. Bonnets - Hoods.
Will it never end?! :D
Not while we can squeeze a pun out of it ;)
Quote from: bob48 on April 23, 2015, 03:49:46 PM
The first rule of biscuit dunking, is that when half the biscuit goes prematurely soggy, and drops into the cup - NEVER try and fish it out with the other half of the biscuit.
A note to non UK thread participants; for 'biscuits' read 'cookies'.
In fact - just chuck the tea away - it's pretty useless after that (well...after eating the other half of biscuit)
And besides - never EVER use a biscuit not designed for dunking!
Quote from: JudgeDredd on April 23, 2015, 03:55:19 PM
In fact - just chuck the tea away - it's pretty useless after that (well...after eating the other half of biscuit)
And besides - never EVER use a biscuit not designed for dunking!
Wise words my Scottish friend. I generally stick to the old classics digestive or rich tea. Anything less manly than that and you're asking for trouble.
Maybe a custard cream if you're a veteran dunker.
Or a hobnob if you want to try something risky O0
Quote from: bob48 on April 23, 2015, 04:09:23 PM
Or a hobnob if you want to try something risky O0
Is this a reference to your utter humiliation of me on Facebook Bob? You old git! You're the main reason I quit, you know! ;)
Was it? Crumbs, I didn't know that......... >:D
Just tried the demo...I think the game should have included a 3rd person tea-bagging level.
All this crazy simulator games make me want to Earl.
???
:o
Quote from: Toonces on April 23, 2015, 07:59:20 PM
All this crazy simulator games make me want to Earl.
???
:o
Is that some sort of "Deep South" euphemism? :)
There's a pun in there....I'm gonna let you figure it out, eh. >:D
:smitten:
Quote from: bob48 on April 23, 2015, 04:33:07 PM
Was it? Crumbs, I didn't know that......... >:D
A Welshman an a scot discussing tea drinking - amateurs, you were drinking nettles and cow piss before we embraced you into the greater Union you heathens!!
Rich tea???? Goddam tea absorbing turning into floppy cardboard shite!!! Hobnobs, bourbons and custard creams - that's it
Still waiting for someone to get my pun. ???
Damn, I didn't think it was that hard, and I don't even drink tea. ::)
It's not its just shit :P
FU UCG. Call the pun. Damn, it's not that hard. >:(
Earl, hurl, earl grey - it's still not funny ;D
Well shart man, I'm not funny. Heck, that was a 10 on the Toonces pun scale. :coolsmiley:
you know what? Fark off UCG. :P
Doesn't take long for a British discussion on Tea to devolve into this, huh?
;D
Quote from: undercovergeek on April 24, 2015, 03:24:57 AM
:smitten:
Quote from: bob48 on April 23, 2015, 04:33:07 PM
Was it? Crumbs, I didn't know that......... >:D
A Welshman an a scot discussing tea drinking - amateurs, you were drinking nettles and cow piss before we embraced you into the greater Union you heathens!!
Rich tea???? Goddam tea absorbing turning into floppy cardboard shite!!! Hobnobs, bourbons and custard creams - that's it
I have to agree with you re the Rich Tea. I never EVER had a rich tea dunking session that didn't end in disaster. That may be, however, because I always used to dunk the far more robust Digestive. So I may not have the timing right.
But I always took the view you could only
show a Rich Tea the cup of tea and it would almost fall apart. Heck - just the steam from your tea collapsed a Rich Tea!
And yeah - Hobnobs are the ultimate. Those things would stay water resistant longer than the Titanic!
Quote from: Toonces on April 24, 2015, 12:53:49 AM
There's a pun in there....I'm gonna let you figure it out, eh. >:D
lmao - I was struggling because I thought you meant there was a pun in my retorte!! I couldn't see it - and rightly so.
Of course I got the Earl one - but man, UCG is right - that's one lame ass pun Toonces! >:D
Where is the head explode thingy? I need that. >:(
lmao - its rag on Toonces day!!
You got my pun, even if it wasn't good. So kiss my butt UCG.. :-*
He's a surfer dude - he'll keep his cool. :smitten:
Geek you seem to be even angrier than usual today!
Quote from: Huw the Poo on April 24, 2015, 04:57:55 AM
Geek you seem to be even angrier than usual today!
Because I destroyed one of his BTR's.
In all things Tea-related, I always bow to the superior opinions of the expert British.
Quote from: jomni on April 24, 2015, 07:20:35 AM
Quote from: Huw the Poo on April 24, 2015, 04:57:55 AM
Geek you seem to be even angrier than usual today!
Because I destroyed one of his BTR's.
Goddamit - haven't seen replay yet
...probably ran out of hobnobs......
Hmm...does this game come with a sortable spreadsheet that let's me keep track of stats like the morale, appetite factor, and etiquette factors of my guests? It doesn't seem like a turn based simulation so I might have to pass on this but if it has sortable data tables we might have something. :D