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Title: Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?
Post by: Steelgrave on April 25, 2015, 05:28:00 PM
If so, I suggest you keep on looking.....    8)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/24/f-ck-this-court_n_7136176.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/24/f-ck-this-court_n_7136176.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592)
Title: Re: Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?
Post by: LongBlade on April 25, 2015, 05:59:01 PM
Saw that the other day. An impressive command of legal language.
Title: Re: Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?
Post by: Jarhead0331 on April 25, 2015, 08:23:38 PM
Pro se litigants are the worst. I hate dealing with them. They never will let you just do your job...to them, it is always personal. The last one, whose case I got dismissed, got so angry with me, he had to physically be detained by a court officer. One of the most spectacular and memorable moments of my legal career was when he was yelling at me so impassioned that his dentures actually shot out of his mouth. True story. 
Title: Re: Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?
Post by: Gusington on April 25, 2015, 08:29:28 PM
Did they hit you?
Title: Re: Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?
Post by: Steelgrave on April 25, 2015, 08:45:41 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 25, 2015, 08:23:38 PM
Pro se litigants are the worst. I hate dealing with them. They never will let you just do your job...to them, it is always personal. The last one, whose case I got dismissed, got so angry with me, he had to physically be detained by a court officer. One of the most spectacular and memorable moments of my legal career was when he was yelling at me so impassioned that his dentures actually shot out of his mouth. True story.

Frickin' awesome!
Title: Re: Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?
Post by: jejo68 on April 26, 2015, 06:03:59 AM
Quote from: Gusington on April 25, 2015, 08:29:28 PM
Did they hit you?

Wouldnt that constitute assault if they did ?  :)
Title: Re: Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?
Post by: airboy on April 26, 2015, 09:23:22 AM
That was amazing.
Title: Re: Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?
Post by: LongBlade on April 26, 2015, 09:54:57 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on April 25, 2015, 08:45:41 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 25, 2015, 08:23:38 PM
Pro se litigants are the worst. I hate dealing with them. They never will let you just do your job...to them, it is always personal. The last one, whose case I got dismissed, got so angry with me, he had to physically be detained by a court officer. One of the most spectacular and memorable moments of my legal career was when he was yelling at me so impassioned that his dentures actually shot out of his mouth. True story.

Frickin' awesome!

Yeah. Would love to see some vid of that.

Plus you being like 6'5"...heh. Would have liked to see his face when he rolled up to you and looked up.
Title: Re: Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?
Post by: Centurion40 on April 28, 2015, 07:30:00 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on April 25, 2015, 08:45:41 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 25, 2015, 08:23:38 PM
Pro se litigants are the worst. I hate dealing with them. They never will let you just do your job...to them, it is always personal. The last one, whose case I got dismissed, got so angry with me, he had to physically be detained by a court officer. One of the most spectacular and memorable moments of my legal career was when he was yelling at me so impassioned that his dentures actually shot out of his mouth. True story.

Frickin' awesome!

Amen!!!  8)
Title: Re: Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?
Post by: LongBlade on April 28, 2015, 03:48:27 PM
Jarhead, in case you decide to brush up on some law school courses, I would highly recommend Drexel.

QuoteA Philadelphia law school professor says she was "mortified" when she discovered that she had inadvertently sent students a link to a porn site rather than an article about writing legal briefs earlier this month.

source: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/04/28/philly-professor-mortified-after-sending-porn-link-to-students/
Title: Re: Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?
Post by: mirth on April 28, 2015, 03:53:21 PM
^That's lousy journalism. They didn't include the link in the article!  >:(