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Title: Mirth or Star?
Post by: besilarius on May 06, 2015, 08:14:31 PM
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/man-cooking-ramen-speedo-rockets/

    "It was these sounds that alerted neighbors to call the fire department. When the emergency workers opened the door to Mr. Ye's room they could vaguely see him through a cloud of smoke, wearing a Speedo, on all fours, legs spread, and yelling 'Owwwww!!!'"

    Mr. Ye later described his ordeal to the media saying all the fireworks seemed to fly as if they somehow intended to hit him in his banana hammock. His only defense was to flail his feet wildly in a desperate attempt to block one or two."
Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: LongBlade on May 06, 2015, 08:59:55 PM
Hmmm. Tough call.

This is an intermediate level of crunken antics. Either is capable of it; both are capable of so much more.

I'd call this one an icebreaker for an early Friday outing. Coin toss as to who it would happen to.
Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: mirth on May 06, 2015, 09:16:56 PM
I only cook Ramen while in the buff.

Star, on the other hand, is from the Land of the Speedo.
Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: Gusington on May 06, 2015, 09:28:44 PM
Star only cooks buff while in the ramen.
Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: LongBlade on May 06, 2015, 10:42:42 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 06, 2015, 09:28:44 PM
Star only cooks buff while in the ramen.

There's a joke in there about miso (meeso) ramen soup, but I'm too lazy to work on it.

Suffice it to say that the Jargyle Avenger will soon arrive to save the day.
Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: BanzaiCat on May 07, 2015, 05:59:36 AM
To not cook Ramen in the raw, is just fettu-cheating.

Okay, I'm wonton to go and hide now.
Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: mirth on May 07, 2015, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on May 06, 2015, 10:42:42 PM
Suffice it to say that the Jargyle Avenger will soon arrive to save the day.

Now you've done it.  ;D
Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: Centurion40 on May 07, 2015, 07:49:42 AM
We need more details in the story to know which one it was.  Specifically what alcoholic beverage that the individual was drinking at the time.  Then again, that knowledge might not help at all!
Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: LongBlade on May 07, 2015, 07:57:46 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on May 07, 2015, 07:49:42 AM
We need more details in the story to know which one it was.  Specifically what alcoholic beverage that the individual was drinking at the time.  Then again, that knowledge might not help at all!

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Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: mirth on May 07, 2015, 08:05:50 AM
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lmao!  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: OJsDad on May 07, 2015, 10:00:46 AM
And a Donut Palace right next door too. 
Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: Martok on May 07, 2015, 03:20:58 PM
Ironically, I made Ramen with my dinner today.  I was sober and wearing pants, though.  :-[ 




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ROFL!  :2funny: 

Title: Re: Mirth or Star?
Post by: GDS_Starfury on May 07, 2015, 03:29:26 PM
Ramen is great to use in pho bowls.