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Title: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: mirth on July 08, 2015, 02:15:53 PM
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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/young-han-solo-star-wars-807182
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 08, 2015, 02:52:56 PM
Chris Pratt would be the best choice on that page. The rest of them, I've never heard of any of 'em.
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: mirth on July 08, 2015, 03:00:28 PM
Pratt's not likely to get the part due to his age. Apparently they want a 20-something Han Solo. Pratt is an old man at 36.
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 08, 2015, 03:04:53 PM
Meh, true enough I guess, but considering the article got it right in that Ford was 31 when he started shooting Star Wars...that's not too far off. Plus Pratt has box office draw, especially if he does new Indiana Jones movies. Him and Han Solo just means there will be billions for them to make.
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: mirth on July 08, 2015, 03:10:21 PM
I'd prefer Pratt over anyone else on that list, but they'll probably cast some Twilight-esque pretty boy.
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 08, 2015, 03:12:51 PM
Hopefully someone has the common sense to realize most disposable income lies with those that actually grew up watching the original IV, V, and VI as kids/teens, meaning we ain't gonna like no sparkly vampire D-bag all that much for 'our' Han Solo.

But they might not give two shits, either. I'm sure they'll think "Meh, whatevs. They're gonna see it anyway." And they'd be right, the dickweeds.  >:(
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: Nefaro on July 08, 2015, 07:38:11 PM
Most of them look like prissy Metrosexuals.   ::)

Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: Gusington on July 08, 2015, 08:06:25 PM
Let the nerd rage flow!!!
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: Bison on July 08, 2015, 08:40:46 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on July 08, 2015, 07:38:11 PM
Most of them look like prissy Metrosexuals.   ::)

Yeah what the hell?  Disney is bound and determined to jack up the Star Wars brand.  Maybe they should force one of the actors to train their replacement actor, because they demand less money.  Talent be damned.
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: Nefaro on July 08, 2015, 10:36:55 PM
Quote from: Gusington on July 08, 2015, 08:06:25 PM
Let the nerd rage flow!!!

I meant no offense to our very own Mini-Metrosexual.  I swear.  :-*
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: Arctic Blast on July 09, 2015, 01:06:43 AM
Nicholas Hoult isn't bad. He played Nux in the last Mad Max, so he's got some 'awesome movie' cred.  :)
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: bbmike on July 09, 2015, 06:06:20 AM
Come on, the Star Trek universe was turned into poo, why not do the same with Star Wars?  ::)
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 09, 2015, 07:41:51 AM
Because J.J. Abrams isn't direc...

...awww, hell.
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: Sir Slash on July 09, 2015, 09:52:43 AM
I bet none of them could win a Quick-Draw against Greedo. Even with his big, green bug-eyes.
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: Nefaro on July 09, 2015, 11:24:23 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on July 09, 2015, 09:52:43 AM
I bet none of them could win a Quick-Draw against Greedo. Even with his big, green bug-eyes.

If you see Greedo coming, you already have your blaster out under the table.


That didn't sound right.. 
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: Bison on July 09, 2015, 05:49:22 PM
Well if we learned anything it's that Greedo liked face shots.
Title: Re: Han Solo: Hipster D-bag
Post by: Sir Slash on July 09, 2015, 10:37:35 PM
He just died for them.  :uglystupid2: