http://disinfo.com/2015/07/wyoming-man-found-with-30-eyeballs-stuffed-up-his-anus/
He must have a crappy view of life...
....and tunnel vision.
I'm thinking he's a worshiper of the ancient Greek goddess, Hera.
QuoteThe peacock (the symbol of pride; her wagon was pulled by peacocks) and the cow (she was also known as Bopis, meaning "cow-eyed", which was later translated as "with big eyes") are her sacred animals.
source: http://www.pantheon.org/articles/h/hera.html
He is looking for a way to pass on his new perspective.
I have now seen everything.
I see this thread has gone to shit.
The guy looks like an asshole.
Nothing a good wipe can't clean up.
seriously, at what point in the day do you run of shit to do before you think, wait, i know, ill jam eyeballs up my ass
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 28, 2015, 10:25:07 AM
Nothing a good wipe can't clean up.
I didn't see a visual pun in there.
You must have blinked and missed it.
You won't sre until those eyeballs reach the light of day. Then they still need a wipe. Probably a good soaping too, despite the resulting red soreness.
Here's mud in your eye. (An old toast)
Nothing like getting the ole stink eye.
Quote from: Centurion40 on July 28, 2015, 11:51:08 AM
Nothing like getting the ole stink eye.
Gentlemen, we have a winner.