Heartbreaking. I really thought these two were forever. :'(
https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/the-latest-celebrity-breakup-is-kermit-the-frog-and-miss-piggy-175456253.html
I guarantee Gus is part of a love triangle.
Quote from: LongBlade on August 05, 2015, 11:28:11 AM
I guarantee Gus is part of a love triangle.
The article did say Kermit was dating someone new
Quote from: mirth on August 05, 2015, 11:55:09 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 05, 2015, 11:28:11 AM
I guarantee Gus is part of a love triangle.
The article did say Kermit was dating someone new
Yeah, he does tend to hop around a lot.
The story has me ribbeted.
I think it's a lot of bull.
I'll bet Kermit has Gus squealing like a pig.
Quote from: LongBlade on August 05, 2015, 01:08:03 PM
I'll bet Kermit has Gus squealing like a pig.
"Oh Kermie!"
Quote from: mirth on August 05, 2015, 02:06:31 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 05, 2015, 01:08:03 PM
I'll bet Kermit has Gus squealing like a pig.
"Oh Kermie!"
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I wonder what bacon wrapped frog legs taste like?
Quote from: Bison on August 05, 2015, 06:42:06 PM
I wonder what bacon wrapped frog legs taste like?
Chicken.
Quote from: mirth on August 05, 2015, 10:22:18 AM
Heartbreaking. I really thought these two were forever. :'(
https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/the-latest-celebrity-breakup-is-kermit-the-frog-and-miss-piggy-175456253.html
I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN LOVE!
At the risk of sticking my neck out, what's with all the Gus abuse? Is there a Muppet connection I've yet to stumble on in my catch-up reading?
It's a time honored tradition to razz Gus about being short and polyamorous.
And to pig out on puns where we see a chance to jump on them.
We love puns like Kermit loves pork.
Well since Gus hasn't showed up and toad you off then I guess I'll keep quiet.
Quote from: Bison on August 05, 2015, 06:42:06 PM
I wonder what bacon wrapped frog legs taste like?
Actually, that sounds absolutely delicious.
Quote from: Freyland on August 06, 2015, 07:31:46 AM
Well since Gus hasn't showed up and toad you off then I guess I'll keep quiet.
Hey, that's the spirit! Way to leap right into it!
I just don't want to make ripples in the pond.
So just gilding the lily?
Really? Don't you degenerates have enough to do without corrupting other forumites?
Quote from: MetalDog on August 06, 2015, 07:26:40 PM
Really? Don't you degenerates have enough to do without corrupting other forumites?
Gosh, MD. You hopped all over this thread.
<smh>
I toad you all md would be upset.
:P
Quote from: Bison on August 06, 2015, 08:19:22 PM
I toad you all md would be upset.
Copy-Cattail :knuppel2:
I get the feeling if we don't quit cracking all these puns that MD is gonna croak.
The drama is rib-it-ing.
Hey, it's been a long day, I'm tired and my brain is a bit froggy.
You guys really should just stick to the topic.
Now I'm feeling a tad contrite...
Froggedaboutit.
I'm not sure the relationship is over yet....
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Croaky that's hawt!
...and it was on the fly.
Too bad they never had kids. I'm really curious what an Amphibiham would look like.
The intewebz has an answer
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BAHAHAAHA!
I declare "A tad contrite" to be the winner. :coolsmiley:
An editor at the Badass Digest (now with the much less badass moniker Birth.Movies.Death) argues that it's past time for journalists to stop frogging around.
"Hey, Journalists: the Muppets Are Not Real" (http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2015/08/05/hey-journalists-the-muppets-are-not-real)
We have now learned that Kermit's new love is both younger and thinner than Miss Piggy.
Feminists are OUTRAGED!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11841008/feminists-angry-kermit-the-frog-new-girlfriend.html
meh
hes just getting froggy
Quote from: LongBlade on September 03, 2015, 08:44:59 AM
We have now learned that Kermit's new love is both younger and thinner than Miss Piggy.
Feminists are OUTRAGED!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11841008/feminists-angry-kermit-the-frog-new-girlfriend.html
People are calling Kermit a swine.
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