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Title: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: mirth on August 13, 2015, 07:26:44 PM
Let's start with the Chargers:

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-san-diego-chargers-1723853194

Lots more teams!

http://deadspin.com/tag/why-your-team-sucks-2015
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: Centurion40 on August 14, 2015, 07:15:35 AM
Loved the pic of the Jets fan!  ;D
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 14, 2015, 08:01:12 AM
Can't wait to hear what they have to say about the Texans...  >:(
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: Marty Ward on August 19, 2015, 12:07:21 PM
Great site. It's no Pro Football Mock but it is pretty damn funny. Love the comments.
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: mirth on August 19, 2015, 12:52:59 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on August 14, 2015, 08:01:12 AM
Can't wait to hear what they have to say about the Texans...  >:(

Here ya go - http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-houston-texans-1724117994 (http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-houston-texans-1724117994)

QuoteYour 2014 record: 9-7. That record translates to 16-0 if you plug in anything better than a desk lamp at quarterback.

QuotePicture a black hole in outer space. Now picture that black hole getting sucked into an even greater black hole. That is the Texans offense.

:2funny:
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 19, 2015, 12:56:29 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on August 19, 2015, 12:07:21 PMIt's no Pro Football Mock

Well yeah.  These guys have published something since February... unlike PFM
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 19, 2015, 01:05:17 PM
I can't dispute anything in the article itself. Some of us think JJ Watt is some closet serial killer that likes to wear the skins of dead children and puppies. He's just too good to be true.

I especially cannot find any faults (except one) in this part of his article:

QuoteAnd fuck Houston! Houston is our largest unlivable city. It's a fly-ridden goo swamp populated by obese wannabe cowboys who are constantly digging into a tin of Skoal. It has everything bad about a tropic-zone city with none of the good: palm trees with no beaches, skimpy clothing without attractive people, etc. There are no zoning laws. You can build a titty bar inside an elementary school.(1) Every rich person there is a despicable oil whore. Rodeo Cookoff History is a required high school course. It's a horrible place.

Here now is one co-worker's Houston story:

"So once I was in Houston on MLK day. And a friend of a friend from Houston said we should go to Popeyes for 'He Be We Be' day. I say what the hell is 'He Be We Be' day. He goes: 'He be dead, we be off'. I don't know that guy but he grew up in Houston."

Sounds like Houston to me! Sounds like the PERFECT town for J.J. Watt. Houston can eat shit.

(1) Technically, there has to be 1,500 feet between schools and 'adult' type businesses.
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: Marty Ward on August 19, 2015, 01:07:22 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 19, 2015, 12:56:29 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on August 19, 2015, 12:07:21 PMIt's no Pro Football Mock

Well yeah.  These guys have published something since February... unlike PFM

Didn't PFM says they were ending their Facebook QB convo's last year? That was the only reason to visit it.
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 19, 2015, 01:08:30 PM
They did, indeed, say they were ending it, unfortunately. I'm hoping he was joking.
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: mirth on August 19, 2015, 01:56:13 PM
Looks like it's not just the FB stuff - http://profootballmock.com/thats-all-folks/
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: airboy on August 29, 2015, 10:59:10 AM
Thanks for posting this.  Lots of fun!
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 01, 2015, 10:25:44 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on August 14, 2015, 08:01:12 AM
Can't wait to hear what they have to say about the Texans...  >:(

to be fair theres really nothing to say about the Texans.
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: Arctic Blast on September 01, 2015, 01:22:07 PM
^^That JJ Watt sure is something! And...uhhh...I'm sure they have...other players?
Title: Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 01, 2015, 04:16:20 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on September 01, 2015, 01:22:07 PM
^^That JJ Watt sure is something! And...uhhh...I'm sure they have...other players?

Well, there's Brian Hoy...uh...

Um, there's Arian Fos...oh, wait...

Hmmm...no. No, not really.