Let's start with the Chargers:
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-san-diego-chargers-1723853194
Lots more teams!
http://deadspin.com/tag/why-your-team-sucks-2015
Loved the pic of the Jets fan! ;D
Can't wait to hear what they have to say about the Texans... >:(
Great site. It's no Pro Football Mock but it is pretty damn funny. Love the comments.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on August 14, 2015, 08:01:12 AM
Can't wait to hear what they have to say about the Texans... >:(
Here ya go - http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-houston-texans-1724117994 (http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-houston-texans-1724117994)
QuoteYour 2014 record: 9-7. That record translates to 16-0 if you plug in anything better than a desk lamp at quarterback.
QuotePicture a black hole in outer space. Now picture that black hole getting sucked into an even greater black hole. That is the Texans offense.
:2funny:
Quote from: Marty Ward on August 19, 2015, 12:07:21 PMIt's no Pro Football Mock
Well yeah. These guys have published something since February... unlike PFM
I can't dispute anything in the article itself. Some of us think JJ Watt is some closet serial killer that likes to wear the skins of dead children and puppies. He's just too good to be true.
I especially cannot find any faults (except one) in this part of his article:
QuoteAnd fuck Houston! Houston is our largest unlivable city. It's a fly-ridden goo swamp populated by obese wannabe cowboys who are constantly digging into a tin of Skoal. It has everything bad about a tropic-zone city with none of the good: palm trees with no beaches, skimpy clothing without attractive people, etc. There are no zoning laws. You can build a titty bar inside an elementary school.(1) Every rich person there is a despicable oil whore. Rodeo Cookoff History is a required high school course. It's a horrible place.
Here now is one co-worker's Houston story:
"So once I was in Houston on MLK day. And a friend of a friend from Houston said we should go to Popeyes for 'He Be We Be' day. I say what the hell is 'He Be We Be' day. He goes: 'He be dead, we be off'. I don't know that guy but he grew up in Houston."
Sounds like Houston to me! Sounds like the PERFECT town for J.J. Watt. Houston can eat shit.
(1) Technically, there has to be 1,500 feet between schools and 'adult' type businesses.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 19, 2015, 12:56:29 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on August 19, 2015, 12:07:21 PMIt's no Pro Football Mock
Well yeah. These guys have published something since February... unlike PFM
Didn't PFM says they were ending their Facebook QB convo's last year? That was the only reason to visit it.
They did, indeed, say they were ending it, unfortunately. I'm hoping he was joking.
Looks like it's not just the FB stuff - http://profootballmock.com/thats-all-folks/
Thanks for posting this. Lots of fun!
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on August 14, 2015, 08:01:12 AM
Can't wait to hear what they have to say about the Texans... >:(
to be fair theres really nothing to say about the Texans.
^^That JJ Watt sure is something! And...uhhh...I'm sure they have...other players?
Quote from: Arctic Blast on September 01, 2015, 01:22:07 PM
^^That JJ Watt sure is something! And...uhhh...I'm sure they have...other players?
Well, there's Brian Hoy...uh...
Um, there's Arian Fos...oh, wait...
Hmmm...no. No, not really.