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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: LongBlade on August 14, 2015, 03:23:37 PM

Title: Toyota Venza Owners Beware
Post by: LongBlade on August 14, 2015, 03:23:37 PM
Carjacked.

Mirth, I'm looking at you.  :coolsmiley:

QuoteIf The Daily Caller has said it once, we've said it 1,000 times: Don't attempt a possible threesome in your 2011 Toyota Venza with two sketchy twentysomething women you hardly know.

This advice is critical for everyone. It's especially critical if you are a 60-year-old college president and the women told you their names are "Luscious" and "Brittany."

Sadly, Matt McEnany, the president of the Keiser University campus in Daytona Beach, Fla., failed to heed this sage counsel. Consequently, he has paid a steep price.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2015/08/14/college-president-carjacked-just-before-possible-threesome-with-luscious-and-brittany/