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Title: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: LongBlade on August 20, 2015, 12:51:04 PM
QuoteAn animal rights activist was beaten with a duck by a Spanish woman defending one of the country's most bizarre and controversial festival traditions.

The man was whacked with the bird while he filmed the annual "duck chase" in the Catalonian seaside town of Roses, where every August ducks are thrown into the Mediterranean and then caught and brought back to the shore by swimmers.

source: https://news.yahoo.com/animal-rights-activist-beaten-duck-spain-135054948.html
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: mirth on August 20, 2015, 01:19:06 PM
That's qwacky.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: DoctorQuest on August 20, 2015, 04:24:45 PM
Truly fowl behavior.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: Nefaro on August 20, 2015, 05:58:59 PM
They must mad, with such a tradition.  Some kind of mallardy.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: Staggerwing on August 20, 2015, 06:03:56 PM
Pretty daffy if you ask me.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: LongBlade on August 20, 2015, 06:32:14 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on August 20, 2015, 05:58:59 PM
They must mad, with such a tradition.  Some kind of mallardy.

Hah!
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: Airborne Rifles on August 20, 2015, 06:41:32 PM
That festival is for the birds.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: Sir Slash on August 20, 2015, 06:57:38 PM
Bet they send her a.... BILL. Please don't sneer at me over the internet.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: LongBlade on August 20, 2015, 07:46:51 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 20, 2015, 06:57:38 PM
Bet they send her a.... BILL. Please don't sneer at me over the internet.

Only MetalDog. The rest of us quietly give you a golf clap.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: Freyland on August 21, 2015, 11:02:15 AM
The activist clearly didnt duck sufficiently to avoid injury
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: DoctorQuest on August 21, 2015, 11:11:26 AM
She should have hit him with THIS DUKW.....

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Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: LongBlade on August 21, 2015, 11:32:38 AM
Animal activists should be careful when they try to wing it.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: Freyland on August 21, 2015, 01:57:58 PM
But imagine if he pulled it off!  Feather in his cap, and all that.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 21, 2015, 04:20:59 PM
Waddle MetalDog do when he sees this thread?

MD, don't let these puns get your goose.

Still, it would be a bit tough to be Peking the best one of the bunch.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: LongBlade on August 21, 2015, 04:27:22 PM
Thanks, BC. It's on now.

The punners are going to flock to this thread.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: Nefaro on August 21, 2015, 07:56:37 PM
You punny bastards will have to duck & cover when MD sees this and flies into a rage.
Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: Staggerwing on August 21, 2015, 08:01:38 PM
Why it could be enough to make him...

Title: Re: Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon
Post by: LongBlade on August 21, 2015, 09:15:42 PM
If he needs to be hospitalized have him send BC the bill.

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