Heh.
Lich.
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QuoteMany creatures hope to escape death. When such creatures are powerful and corrupt—such as yourself—they sometimes turn to rituals that can transform them into liches. However, immortality comes with a price, and you have since lost the remaining shreds of your humanity in the process. Oops.
Quiz can be found here: http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/what-monster-are-you
Owlbear.
Flesh Golem
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QuoteYou are a grisly assortment of humanoid body parts stitched and bolted together into a muscled brute imbued with formidable strength. Your brain is capable of simple reason, although your thoughts are no more sophisticated than those of a young child (candy good!).
:coolsmiley:
Quote from: LongBlade on August 26, 2015, 01:47:49 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on August 26, 2015, 01:35:18 PM
Owlbear.
Give us the dang quote!
15 minutes as a lich and he's already gone mad with power.....
Chimeric Monstrosity (Owlbear)
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You are probably the result of genetic experimentation by some insane wizard. You are a ravenous eater, aggressive hunter, and evil tempered at all times. You attack prey on sight and will fight to the death. Infamous for your bad temper, you attack anything you think you can kill... which would probably include most of your other guests.
Quote from: Barthheart on August 26, 2015, 01:55:27 PM
Flesh Golem
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QuoteYou are a grisly assortment of humanoid body parts stitched and bolted together into a muscled brute imbued with formidable strength. Your brain is capable of simple reason, although your thoughts are no more sophisticated than those of a young child (candy good!).
:coolsmiley:
Thank you for proving my point.
Planet!
Owlbear.
You are probably the result of genetic experimentation by some insane wizard. You are a ravenous eater, aggressive hunter, and evil tempered at all times. You attack prey on sight and will fight to the death. Infamous for your bad temper, you attack anything you think you can kill... which would probably include most of your other guests.
Vampire. But like most of these "Which blah blah are you" quizzes, I could see where the questions were leading.
Chimeric Monstrosity (Owlbear)
Owlbear.
Count Strahd! How did that happen...I was deliberately NOT going for vampire!
Kobold. An no, I'm not posting the description. But I did choose my answers by "most ludicrous juxtaposition to the previous answer"
Mummy.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 27, 2015, 08:27:52 AM
Kobold. An no, I'm not posting the description. But I did choose my answers by "most ludicrous juxtaposition to the previous answer"
I've taken the quiz several times. Kobold pops up with alarming regularity. It's not you - something about the quiz is wonky.
Lich (Acererak, the Demi-Lich)
Many creatures hope to escape death. When such creatures are powerful and corrupt—such as yourself—they sometimes turn to rituals that can transform them into liches. However, immortality comes with a price, and you have since lost the remaining shreds of your humanity in the process. Oops.
:crazy2:
Quote from: Barthheart on August 26, 2015, 01:55:27 PM
Flesh Golem
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QuoteYou are a grisly assortment of humanoid body parts stitched and bolted together into a muscled brute imbued with formidable strength. Your brain is capable of simple reason, although your thoughts are no more sophisticated than those of a young child (candy good!).
:coolsmiley:
Me, too...
Quote from: Barthheart on August 26, 2015, 01:55:27 PM
Flesh Golem
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QuoteYou are a grisly assortment of humanoid body parts stitched and bolted together into a muscled brute imbued with formidable strength. Your brain is capable of simple reason, although your thoughts are no more sophisticated than those of a young child (candy good!).
:coolsmiley:
If you answer all the questions in the most perverse way possible, they will label you as a lesser version of this golem.
It's called a Flesh-light.
Quote from: Freyland on August 28, 2015, 05:31:06 PM
If you answer all the questions in the most perverse way possible, they will label you as a lesser version of this golem.
It's called a Flesh-light.
Also known as Mirth's stunt double when Star comes to town.
Quote from: Nefaro on August 28, 2015, 11:48:36 AM
Lich (Acererak, the Demi-Lich)
Many creatures hope to escape death. When such creatures are powerful and corrupt—such as yourself—they sometimes turn to rituals that can transform them into liches. However, immortality comes with a price, and you have since lost the remaining shreds of your humanity in the process. Oops.
Same.
Huh. I get labeled as Meat Puppet as well. ::)
So far we've seen six answers: lich, vampire, owlbear, flesh golem, mummy, and kobold.
Given the diversity of fauna in the D&D universe, that's pretty lame. Where's a beholder? A dragon (oh, the irony of leaving that one out)? Orc? Drow? Demon? The list is almost endless.
Vampire
Quote from: LongBlade on August 29, 2015, 09:11:30 AM
So far we've seen six answers: lich, vampire, owlbear, flesh golem, mummy, and kobold.
Given the diversity of fauna in the D&D universe, that's pretty lame. Where's a beholder? A dragon (oh, the irony of leaving that one out)? Orc? Drow? Demon? The list is almost endless.
Werewolf is surely in there as well. The clues aren't exactly subtle about it.