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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: LongBlade on September 09, 2015, 03:32:03 PM

Title: Chick Almost Gets Banged
Post by: LongBlade on September 09, 2015, 03:32:03 PM
A policeman makes a meth bust.

As he's driving them off to jail the girl happens to mention something...

QuoteOne of the suspects had a Smith & Wesson .22-caliber semiautomatic handgun ... lodged in her vagina.

Sgt. W. Patrick Swanton had pulled over a 1998 Toyota Land Rover around 11:00 p.m. Monday evening. A preliminary search of the vehicle yielded 32.2 grams of methamphetamine and a set of scales, but it wasn't until she was being transported to jail that 31-year-old Ashley Cecilia Castaneda told officers of her concealed-carry weapon.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2015/09/09/sharp-cooter-cops-find-loaded-gun-in-womens-vagina-during-drug-bust/

Title: Re: Chick Almost Gets Banged
Post by: Centurion40 on September 10, 2015, 08:09:12 AM
I am a bit disappointed that she wasn't packing a Desert Eagle.  :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: Chick Almost Gets Banged
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 10, 2015, 08:20:52 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on September 10, 2015, 08:09:12 AM
I am a bit disappointed that she wasn't packing a Desert Eagle.  :coolsmiley:

Somebody who's been with her apparently was regularly, otherwise she wouldn't be able to fit that in her cooter.
Title: Re: Chick Almost Gets Banged
Post by: Atilla60 on September 10, 2015, 12:24:13 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on September 10, 2015, 08:09:12 AM
I am a bit disappointed that she wasn't packing a Desert Eagle.  :coolsmiley:

Now *there's* a mental image I could do without.
Title: Re: Chick Almost Gets Banged
Post by: mirth on September 10, 2015, 12:36:29 PM
Somewhere Quentin Tarantino is writing a script


Title: Re: Chick Almost Gets Banged
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 10, 2015, 12:57:30 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 10, 2015, 12:36:29 PM
Somewhere Quentin Tarantino is writing a script

Somehow he'll fit some kind of disgusting foot fetish reference in there.
Title: Re: Chick Almost Gets Banged
Post by: LongBlade on September 10, 2015, 01:05:12 PM
I'm impressed by her bravery.

Takes quite a bit of courage (read: stupidity) to place your faith in that little safety and expect Mr. Murphy not to take an interest.
Title: Re: Chick Almost Gets Banged
Post by: Staggerwing on September 10, 2015, 06:43:14 PM
Maybe even Mr Murphy wouldn't go there...
Title: Re: Chick Almost Gets Banged
Post by: Sir Slash on September 10, 2015, 10:19:08 PM
The really amazing part is she also had 2 extra clips in there too, and could change them out in Utero. Apparently she used to work in the Circus.  :2funny: