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Title: Trouble in the UK
Post by: besilarius on October 14, 2015, 06:53:29 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/royal-navy-and-raf-may-have-to-borrow-personnel-from-france-a6693096.html

Looks like Boney may yet win.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: mirth on October 14, 2015, 09:09:34 AM
The should just go back to press gangs.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Sir Slash on October 14, 2015, 10:10:15 AM
Thatcher is doing backflips in her grave.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: LongBlade on October 14, 2015, 11:04:04 AM
Wouldn't the English-speaking colonies be a better source? Less language barrier.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: mirth on October 14, 2015, 11:12:00 AM
I'm unclear as to why they can't actually recruit within the UK. Particularly when the RN probably has the lowest level of combatant vessels in it's history.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: LongBlade on October 14, 2015, 11:17:25 AM
Yeah, Bes' article didn't give me a solid reason as to why they're struggling. It almost sounded like budgetary issues, but I can't see how recruiting the French would help.

Maybe it's a shortage of rum, sodomy, and lashes?
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: mirth on October 14, 2015, 11:19:50 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 14, 2015, 11:17:25 AM
Maybe it's a shortage of rum, sodomy, and lashes?

Well they're not going to get many French then either.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: undercovergeek on October 14, 2015, 11:21:16 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 14, 2015, 11:19:50 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 14, 2015, 11:17:25 AM
Maybe it's a shortage of rum, sodomy, and lashes?

Well they're not going to get many French then either.

we were relying on Star to head up the recruitment drive - guess thats out of the frikking window  ::)
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Centurion40 on October 14, 2015, 11:58:26 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 14, 2015, 11:12:00 AM
I'm unclear as to why they can't actually recruit within the UK. Particularly when the RN probably has the lowest level of combatant vessels in it's history.

I suspect, if actually true, that it is a combination of factors.  Perhaps the staffing end of the RN didn't get its needed numbers communicated to the recruiting side of the RN.  Or the RN was forced to accept lower numbers because of the overall budget, so the staffing numbers were denied.  Combine that with higher academic recruiting standards and lower birth rates, and voilĂ , the perfect storm!
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Gusington on October 14, 2015, 11:59:26 AM
SACRE BLEU!!!
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: mirth on October 14, 2015, 12:04:25 PM
Apparently they're having a major problem finding engineers and not just for the RN.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/558112/Royal-Navy-Recruit-Overseas-Skills-Shortage (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/558112/Royal-Navy-Recruit-Overseas-Skills-Shortage)

QuoteAccording to Engineering UK, Britain needs to recruit 1.8 million engineers by 2022 in order just to "stand still".  However, of the 600,000 16-year-olds currently taking both Maths and Science at GSCE level every year, only 7,000 actually become engineers after university.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Gusington on October 14, 2015, 12:06:09 PM
^We have that same exact problem over here in the US.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Centurion40 on October 14, 2015, 12:27:14 PM
Quote from: Gusington on October 14, 2015, 12:06:09 PM
^We have that same exact problem over here in the US.

Yeah, it is everywhere.  Usually, when we get engineers, they're the ones that graduated with a D+ or C- average.  The good ones get good paying jobs where they don't have to march or leave their families for months at a time.

Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Gusington on October 14, 2015, 12:28:17 PM
India and China don't have a problem getting engineers.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Centurion40 on October 14, 2015, 12:45:01 PM
Quote from: Gusington on October 14, 2015, 12:28:17 PM
India and China don't have a problem getting engineers.

And we steal half of them away!

Seriously, in those countries you can beat math into kids.  In the west, one can't beat kids.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Gusington on October 14, 2015, 01:03:16 PM
In Soviet Russia kids beat you!
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Sir Slash on October 14, 2015, 01:57:25 PM
Can't get Engineers? Are there that many trains running anymore? Why the hell can't the Conductors help out?  ^-^
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Bison on October 14, 2015, 10:15:13 PM
I believe it's a byproduct of an educational system that has no focus on math and science and has been totally given over to political propaganda.  We've done it to ourselves.  I'll take care of teaching my kids morality.  The damned school just needs to focus on math, science, (non-revisionist) history and civics, and grammar.  And no common core is not the answer.  It's a damned travesty of an experiment that will end up stunting students even more.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Sir Slash on October 14, 2015, 10:29:54 PM
Meanwhile here in the USA, the navy has gone back to teaching navy cadets how to navigate by the stars in case their GPS systems are hacked. But they can't say, "Sextant" anymore. Might be offensive to Anti-Sexuals so it's now called a "Hand-held Sailing Assistance Support Device". They now cost $700,000 apiece.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: besilarius on October 15, 2015, 06:59:45 AM
Recruiting enough engineers has always been a concern.  Just check the curriculum at the Naval Academy.
Let me tell you, spherical trigonometry will kill you.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Gusington on October 15, 2015, 08:56:49 AM
Regular trig almost killed me!
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Centurion40 on October 15, 2015, 09:36:06 AM
I still have nightmares of Grade 12 math class.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: mirth on October 15, 2015, 09:38:24 AM
Calc is what did me in. Ouch.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Centurion40 on October 15, 2015, 09:43:46 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 15, 2015, 09:38:24 AM
Calc is what did me in. Ouch.

I got tripped-up when they started mixing letters and numbers!!  :buck2:   :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 15, 2015, 10:10:54 AM
I took a symbolic logic class in the philosophy department that counted as a math class in college O0
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: mirth on October 15, 2015, 10:13:03 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 15, 2015, 10:10:54 AM
I took a symbolic logic class in the philosophy department that counted as a math class in college O0

And now we know why the GH front page is largely symbolic
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Sir Slash on October 15, 2015, 10:40:03 AM
I'm so old, math class for me had an abacus. Try doing Trigonometry on one of those.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: JasonPratt on October 15, 2015, 12:38:07 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 14, 2015, 10:29:54 PM
Meanwhile here in the USA, the navy has gone back to teaching navy cadets how to navigate by the stars in case their GPS systems are hacked. But they can't say, "Sextant" anymore. Might be offensive to Anti-Sexuals so it's now called a "Hand-held Sailing Assistance Support Device". They now cost $700,000 apiece.

"Hand-held Sailing Assistance Support Device", huh. So that's what they're calling it now...  ^-^
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: Swatter on October 16, 2015, 07:57:05 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 15, 2015, 10:10:54 AM
I took a symbolic logic class in the philosophy department that counted as a math class in college O0

I took Formal Logic- that was pure torture. There has never been a time in my life that I have ever seriously tried to understand something but failed to, until that class. I remember attending office hours with the professor and he just explained it over and over. I simply got to a point in the class where I hit a wall.
Title: Re: Trouble in the UK
Post by: OJsDad on October 23, 2015, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on October 14, 2015, 12:45:01 PM
Quote from: Gusington on October 14, 2015, 12:28:17 PM
India and China don't have a problem getting engineers.

And we steal half of them away!

Seriously, in those countries you can beat math into kids.  In the west, one can't beat kids.

Half of those we get are over rated.  Too many US managers think if an engineer from India or China they can do no wrong.