http://mashable.com/2015/11/03/kfc-in-iran/#Epc2E80KDgqH
If KFC is a grave danger to them just wait until we open some White Castles!
Only they don't call them White Castles in Iran. They call them, "White Walled Hiding-Places of the Cowardly Great Satan". Hard to put on a road sign. KFC Is easier. It's IFC--" Infidel Fried Chicken". ;D
Heh.
What cracks me up about that article is that the "KFC" in question isn't even an official KFC. It's a Turkish company that's ripped off their branding to put the stores in Muslim countries and the original KFC hasn't been able to get them shut down. It's like China exporting their knockoff Apple stores...
Aww, just get Norm black-out hammered and send him over in Col. Saunders get-up. He'll fix it all up, promptly.
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QuoteAli Fazli, who is identified as Head of the Trade Chamber of Iran by the Iranian News Labor Agency, also said the KFC restaurant had "nothing to do" with its American namesake. "No Western fast food has any branches in Iran," he said.
Uhh...yeaaaah, talk about out of touch with reality.
Looks like they joined the 21st century for a brief moment via one small outlet, then regressed themselves back to the 9th century in one fell swoop. Iran FTW!
We all know it's a trap - anyone who visits the Chicken of the Great Satan is a spy.
Right. Wendy's over there is called, "Why Isn't This Red-Headed Harlot Married". :coolsmiley:
They're right to be suspicious. This 'Colonel Sanders' is clearly an American military spy.
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 04, 2015, 10:34:58 AM
Right. Wendy's over there is called, "Why Isn't This Red-Headed Harlot Married". :coolsmiley:
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Popeye's Chicken tried to get a franchise into Tehran, but that failed too, because Popeye is clearly an elite Navy SEAL with anti-Islam designs.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 04, 2015, 10:42:43 AM
Popeye's Chicken tried to get a franchise into Tehran, but that failed too, because Popeye is clearly an elite Navy SEAL with anti-Islam designs.
And you could be stoned for ordering the dirty rice.
Quote from: mirth on November 04, 2015, 10:38:56 AM
They're right to be suspicious. This 'Colonel Sanders' is clearly an American military spy.
It goes even deeper than that. A Canadian, posing as a dead American, acting as a spy, but is really a scout for the San Diego Padres.
Quote from: Centurion40 on November 04, 2015, 10:59:56 AM
Quote from: mirth on November 04, 2015, 10:38:56 AM
They're right to be suspicious. This 'Colonel Sanders' is clearly an American military spy.
It goes even deeper than that. A Canadian, posing as a dead American, acting as a spy, but is really a scout for the San Diego Padres.
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