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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: LongBlade on November 10, 2015, 05:17:33 PM

Title: Jail Breakers, Meet Crocodiles
Post by: LongBlade on November 10, 2015, 05:17:33 PM
Indonesia has some very harsh anti-drug policies, some of which may result in being sentenced to death.

And being in jail with a death sentence inevitably is going to result in a few escape attempts.

So in order to combat escape attempts, the chief of Indonesia's anti-drug program is building a prison on an island...surrounded by crocodiles. (https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1081.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj349%2Flongblade%2FSmilies%2Falligator-317_zps57d608e4.gif&hash=3f02d57d7e7a5410c85c2db83d74ee8619994545)

QuoteWaseso said that crocodiles would be better at preventing drug traffickers from escaping prison as they could not be bribed — unlike human guards.

But he is banking on the convicts lacking Roger Moore's crocodile-running skills showcased in Bond movie "Live and Let Die" when he escapes from an island using the reptiles as stepping stones.

"You can't bribe crocodiles. You can't convince them to let inmates escape."

source: http://www.globalpost.com/article/6683960/2015/11/09/indonesia-plans-crocodile-guarded-prison-island-drug-convicts
Title: Re: Jail Breakers, Meet Crocodiles
Post by: Nefaro on November 10, 2015, 07:21:35 PM
Because humans taste like candy! 


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The kind with the gooey center.
Title: Re: Jail Breakers, Meet Crocodiles
Post by: Barthheart on November 10, 2015, 07:57:43 PM
Why not cut out the middle man and feed the prisoners directly to the crocs?  C:-)
Title: Re: Jail Breakers, Meet Crocodiles
Post by: LongBlade on November 10, 2015, 10:11:03 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on November 10, 2015, 07:57:43 PM
Why not cut out the middle man and feed the prisoners directly to the crocs?  C:-)

Hmmm.

Maybe they enjoy prolonging the suspense?

Or are hoping for good film footage of the crocs feeding on escapees?
Title: Re: Jail Breakers, Meet Crocodiles
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 11, 2015, 08:12:54 AM
I don't want to be an insta-gator of bad puns, but I feel I will have to eventually.
Title: Re: Jail Breakers, Meet Crocodiles
Post by: Barthheart on November 11, 2015, 08:49:02 AM
That's a croc, yer always the first to pun.
Title: Re: Jail Breakers, Meet Crocodiles
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 11, 2015, 09:02:15 AM
cell-ebrate the puns, ye lads!
Title: Re: Jail Breakers, Meet Crocodiles
Post by: Sir Slash on November 11, 2015, 11:35:57 PM
I believe I already saw this. It was in a movie, "The Shawshank Digestion". I remember my favorite line from the film, "Luke, what we have here is failure to regurgitate. So next week you come out as Croc shit". Starred one of my favorite actors--- Paul Cay-man.  Great film. But not with popcorn.   ;)