Sadly, this thread could not be posted to the Florida thread. Our tale of woe comes to an end in Detroit after some hard driving and unfortunate half ejection.
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QuoteAccording to The Detroit News, not only was Clifford Ray Jones, 58, watching a dirty video while driving around at 3:30 a.m., but he also wasn't wearing any pants (let alone a seatbelt). His joyride came to a climactic conclusion when he lost control of his Toyota, rolled it, and was partially ejected through the car's sunroof. Jones died at the scene. Nobody else was harmed.
It was not clear what movie he was watching.
source: http://dailycaller.com/2016/01/26/pantsless-driver-dies-after-crashing-car-while-watching-porn/
Clearly some legislation is in order, because if we can save one life...
George Michael got a car? 8)
Quote from: Bison on January 26, 2016, 11:14:55 PM
Clearly some legislation is in order, because if we can save one life...
Do we really need to save these lives? This is a clear case of putting some bleach in the gene pool
Porn doesn't kill people. People with porn-guns kill people.
My old Driving Instructor used to say driving with one hand will get you killed. Guess he was right. I always wanted to tell him he shouldn't be doing that in the front seat of a car but was afraid I would fail the course. And get slapped out the back seat window. He was the Football Coach too.
I once had a girlfriend who, while we out taking a quiet drive in the countryside, asked me if I could drive with one hand. I said 'oh yeah' and she said 'well, here's an handkerchief - blow yer nose'
So I asked her if she believed in the hereafter. She asked what I meant by that, and my reply was;
'If you're not here after what I'm here after, then you'll be here after I've gone'
Good one Bob.
Quote from: LongBlade on January 26, 2016, 11:11:26 PM
Quotepartially ejected
Poor guy couldn't even finish completely. :'(
Bawb! I'm shocked. SHOCKED!
Next Louis Renoir will show up about your gambling.
You can take my porn from my cold dead hands.
Quote from: Gusington on January 27, 2016, 08:41:07 PM
You can take my porn from my cold dead hands.
No thanks!
I'll keep my fetishes to myself.