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Title: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 11, 2016, 05:47:11 PM
Apparently this is in the AWS TOS

QuoteAcceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.
Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: mirth on February 11, 2016, 05:49:37 PM
I'll be damned if anyone is going to tell me how I can use lumberyard materials!
Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 11, 2016, 09:33:13 PM
is that how your getting wood these days?
Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: mirth on February 11, 2016, 09:43:53 PM
The missus let you out to play?
Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: LongBlade on February 11, 2016, 09:51:12 PM
She probably ran to the bathroom. He's offline already.
Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: mirth on February 11, 2016, 09:53:52 PM
He had his moment. We'll probably hear from him next week.
Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: Steelgrave on February 11, 2016, 10:03:37 PM
I remember back when Star was fun. And not that kind of fun, pervs.  :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: Staggerwing on February 11, 2016, 10:06:56 PM
He needs an intervention to rescue himself from the abomination of an actual Happily Ever After. That shit ain't natural...
Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: mirth on February 11, 2016, 10:07:57 PM
Star was great in his day. Now he's picking out his/hers matching night stands at Pier 1.
Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: MetalDog on February 11, 2016, 10:11:02 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 11, 2016, 10:07:57 PM
Star was great in his day. Now he's picking out his/hers matching night stands at Pier 1 IKEA.

ftfy
Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: Staggerwing on February 11, 2016, 10:13:34 PM
IKEA = rapid refurnishing friend of divorced dads everywhere  O0
Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 11, 2016, 10:21:15 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 11, 2016, 10:13:34 PMIKEA = rapid refurnishing friend of divorced dads everywhere  O0

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Title: Re: Amazon Terms of Service
Post by: JasonPratt on February 15, 2016, 01:48:03 PM
Okay I LOL'd hard at that one!