Scuse me while I kiss this guy J. Hendrix
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"Return December". Elvis Presley.
Nice find, Bes. A few there I'd never run across before. I needed a good laugh today.
Who remembers a good old one by Desmond Decker..........'Your Ears Are Alight'
There's a line in the Beach Boy's Help Me Rhonda.
If you'd had a few pints, it sounded like "owls poopin in my bed." Got to listen to that again.
Once after a few too many glasses of wine my ex-wife confided to me that as a teen she thought the Kenny Rogers song 'Lucille' contained this verse:
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, when four hundred children done crapped in the field..."
^So poignant. brings a tear to the eye.
I always thought that in the chorus to There Must Be An Angel by Eurhythmics, Annie is singing "must be talking to a mini chair":
Once you hear it, you can't unhear it!