http://boingboing.net/2016/02/22/hitler-had-a-micropenis-and-a.html
Why, oh why, won't they leave poor Adolph alone? (Don't bother answering, it's rhetorical.)
It might explain a few things.
Now we know why he was called, "The Little Corporal". Eva Braun used to say, "Is that a Derringer in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Because I really can't tell."