http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/04/05/national_poo_museum/
Shitty idea. This is too easy.
That guy in the photo needs that smile wiped off his faeces
Another pun thread. Crap.
It's not habit, it's a.... movement.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a cr*p.
And this story from the bowels of journalism?