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Title: Pretty sure I'd choose the disease
Post by: Marty Ward on May 19, 2016, 03:17:22 PM
I'm pretty sure I would not be able to 'take my meds' if this was it.

'Swallowing human faeces will cure disease, NHS say'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/19/swallowing-human-faeces-will-cure-disease-nhs-say/
Title: Re: Pretty sure I'd choose the disease
Post by: bob48 on May 19, 2016, 04:06:25 PM
No sh*t
Title: Re: Pretty sure I'd choose the disease
Post by: Sir Slash on May 19, 2016, 06:39:26 PM
Already checked and it's not included under Obamacare. Because Obamacare...... don't cover shit.  :2funny:
Title: Re: Pretty sure I'd choose the disease
Post by: bob48 on May 20, 2016, 05:54:50 AM
Or sh*t?
Title: Re: Pretty sure I'd choose the disease
Post by: Staggerwing on May 20, 2016, 06:48:42 AM
All kidding aside,
My son was infected with C. Diff after his bowel resection and it was horrendous. He had constant diarrhea (epic stuff w/ blood and mucus and SMELL) and was in a lot of pain. Luckily he got over it but it took many weeks. If the doctors had offered a pill with medical-grade freeze-dried poop in it I would have given it ASAP.

If I ever suffer the same ailment I hope the 'poop pill inoculation' is already available. After seeing what my son went through I would not hesitate.
Title: Re: Pretty sure I'd choose the disease
Post by: Nefaro on May 20, 2016, 07:53:48 AM
What would be the opposite of telling someone to, "eat shit and die"? 

I think we found it.
Title: Re: Pretty sure I'd choose the disease
Post by: JudgeDredd on May 20, 2016, 07:58:03 AM
What a shite idea
Title: Re: Pretty sure I'd choose the disease
Post by: Sir Slash on May 20, 2016, 08:03:23 AM
I'm certainly glad your son made a full recovery Stagger. As a Nurse, we were required to instruct all our patients on what their meds were and what they were for. I think I would've had a hard time selling the Poop Pill Theory to anyone. But if it's successful, does that mean we are all now Dispensing Pharmacies? Mine comes with a distinctive Hot Sauce flavor---- sorry, couldn't resist.
Title: Re: Pretty sure I'd choose the disease
Post by: Marty Ward on May 20, 2016, 09:45:06 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 20, 2016, 06:48:42 AM
All kidding aside,
My son was infected with C. Diff after his bowel resection and it was horrendous. He had constant diarrhea (epic stuff w/ blood and mucus and SMELL) and was in a lot of pain. Luckily he got over it but it took many weeks. If the doctors had offered a pill with medical-grade freeze-dried poop in it I would have given it ASAP.

If I ever suffer the same ailment I hope the 'poop pill inoculation' is already available. After seeing what my son went through I would not hesitate.

My wife had c-diff from anti-biotics. She ate a lot of yogurt with probiotics and it helped a lot. I'd eat that until it came out of my ears before I ate poop pills!
Title: Re: Pretty sure I'd choose the disease
Post by: Staggerwing on May 20, 2016, 12:06:53 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on May 20, 2016, 09:45:06 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 20, 2016, 06:48:42 AM
All kidding aside,
My son was infected with C. Diff after his bowel resection and it was horrendous. He had constant diarrhea (epic stuff w/ blood and mucus and SMELL) and was in a lot of pain. Luckily he got over it but it took many weeks. If the doctors had offered a pill with medical-grade freeze-dried poop in it I would have given it ASAP.

If I ever suffer the same ailment I hope the 'poop pill inoculation' is already available. After seeing what my son went through I would not hesitate.

My wife had c-diff from anti-biotics. She ate a lot of yogurt with probiotics and it helped a lot. I'd eat that until it came out of my ears before I ate poop pills!

I tried Probiotic pills with him as well. I'm sure it helped but it took a loooooong time to get better.

Quote from: Sir Slash on May 20, 2016, 08:03:23 AM
I'm certainly glad your son made a full recovery Stagger.
Thanks Slash. :)
Title: Re: Pretty sure I'd choose the disease
Post by: Marty Ward on May 20, 2016, 12:11:42 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 20, 2016, 12:06:53 PM


I tried Probiotic pills with him as well. I'm sure it helped but it took a loooooong time to get better.


Oh yeah, there is no 'quick cure' for it.