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Title: Whoa
Post by: Marty Ward on July 13, 2016, 02:13:26 PM

"Scorned husband dies after wife crushes his TESTICLES with her HANDS
A MAN suffered an agonising death after his wife grabbed his TESTICLES and crushed them in her grip for five minutes."

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/689201/Scorned-husband-dies-wife-crushes-testicles-Vietnam

Title: Re: Whoa
Post by: Sir Slash on July 13, 2016, 10:46:47 PM

I'm thinking that she's gonna be a widow the rest of her life.

Title: Re: Whoa
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on July 14, 2016, 02:40:19 PM

Or a genital mediator.

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Post by: Dammit Carl! on July 14, 2016, 02:45:49 PM

So...yeah thats bad and all of that, but is she hot? She is, after all, now single. :coolsmiley:

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Post by: besilarius on July 14, 2016, 08:55:44 PM

One of the Ottoman Sultans after Suleimon the Magnificent objected to being visited by the Nine Mutes (and their bowstrings).
He put up such a fight that the Grand Vizier grabbed him until he passed out from the pain. Then the Mutes did the deed.

Title: Re: Whoa
Post by: Sir Slash on July 14, 2016, 10:30:28 PM

They'd play hell trying to find mine at my age. I haven't even seen them in a couple of days. They might be in my other pants so, they're probably in the washing machine.

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