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IRL (In Real Life) => Current Events => Topic started by: OJsDad on July 13, 2016, 05:17:34 PM

Title: The Queens Purse
Post by: OJsDad on July 13, 2016, 05:17:34 PM
Ok, for our UK Grogs.  What the hell is up with the your Queen and her purse.  What in the world does she have in there that she always has it on her arm.  Is she afraid Harrods won't allow her to write an IOU if she decides to pop in and get the great grand kids a gift.  But it get's worse.  In the picture today with the new PM, in the Queens own palace, she had it with her.  What, is she afraid one of her retainers will still it.  For that matter, what about Prince Philip.  He only had one real duty and that was to produce an heir.  That duties well past him now, so surely he could hold her purse.  Cripes, any guy that has gone clothes/shoe shopping has ended up holding their purse, so he has nothing to be embarrassed about. 

Oh, I know.  She's carrying that IPOD Obama gave here when they first met.  She just cannot part with.  Or is her security so iffy, that she carries a handgun, just in case. 
Title: Re: The Queens Purse
Post by: Staggerwing on July 13, 2016, 07:51:01 PM
It's part of the uniform. She had it assigned to her when she Ascended the Throne.
Title: Re: The Queens Purse
Post by: Steelgrave on July 13, 2016, 08:55:31 PM
My grandma always carried this heavy ass purse wherever she went. You could want the most random thing and she'd have it in her purse. When she passed, I put her purse on a bathroom scale just out of curiosity. 36 pounds. No wonder the poor dear slanted a bit sideways.
Title: Re: The Queens Purse
Post by: Sir Slash on July 13, 2016, 10:37:13 PM
I will NEVER carry a woman's purse. Once my wife asked me to hold her pocketbook and I just picked her up with it and said, "Where do you want it"? I thought the Queen kept her Prince Charles Repellant in her purse in case he tried to charge the throne.
Title: Re: The Queens Purse
Post by: MikeGER on July 14, 2016, 02:26:46 AM
on the diplomatic parquet the purse of Her Majesty the queen is a tool which she use to silently communicate her mood to surrounding persons and especially her chief of protocol.

  if the person may be aware of it also to the actual discussion partner from a delegation, for example a lower rank person that just get introduced to her ... but its also signals Her Majesty mood when speaking to the highest ranking visitors, like presidents, dictators, obscure African "kings", and chancellors, even so she can often not shorten or prolong those political planed to the second and unavoidable audiences. 
(the way the purse is hold and on which arm and how signals: I am in cheerful mood or i am not amused by the situation, the person, or the arguments in a speech i just had to listening too. The time i granted for the short exchange of words with you is over - i am bored, or the topic is interesting please let's exchange a few more sentences about that topic) The chief of protocol or other high rank diplomat in charge of the amicable meeting than 'interact' and 'rescue' the Queen out of that situation and just introduce the next person in line or otherwise 'stretch' the scheduled time table a minute because its Her Majesty wish to continue that very conversation a short little longer....for example with a young wounded vet instead of the chief regimental doctor of the hospital 
Title: Re: The Queens Purse
Post by: Con on July 15, 2016, 05:47:01 PM
The should have issued her with signal flags and a semaphore system in that case.

Con
Title: Re: The Queens Purse
Post by: Sir Slash on July 15, 2016, 09:59:08 PM
The middle finger would serve as well.
Title: Re: The Queens Purse
Post by: MikeGER on July 16, 2016, 03:18:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on July 15, 2016, 09:59:08 PM
The middle finger would serve as well.

well its Her Majesty The Queen, not a halfkenian Barack Hussein Obama II lawyer who only serves his country for a blink of time in world history ...not even a full decade ;)